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...has been Copyrighted, and the freelance animator, by accepting this job, must agree that the design is my own Copyrighted, original work and I own all rights to my logo that I want mastering and digitising by a freelance artist designer. The artist must be good at bringing humour, character and personality to the fictional creature I’ve designed. The logo I’ve designed has one monkey and the funny but weird animated monster character so the artist would need to draw/illustrate both of those in 3d from my sketch for the logo then complete the 2d logo. You could even use photos I have for the monkey to draw around to create a similar 3d copy of the monkey. The main logo is just text so that’s very quick and easy to make. I’m looking to complete this j...

...at a length of 100-300 words and focus on generating interest for my project. The writer must have extensive experience with SEO tactics and producing high-quality, informative content that resonates with readers. The content must be original and interesting, as it will be used to draw potential customers to my business. Writing must adhere to SEO best practices, including proper use of key phrases and focus on readability. The content must also be formatted for online consumption, i.e., use headers and images to break up the text and make it easily scannable. In addition, the writer should be knowledgeable about the car niche, able to research the latest trends and suggest creative ways to approach the topics. A keen understanding of the target audience and their interests i...

We would like to hire a professional video editor that can edit the Facebook ad and Instagram ads. An individual needs to have 2 years of experience and the ability to catch the attention of the audience. It is a long-term job and has an opportunity for career advancement. [direction]=desc&sort_data[mode]=relevancy_monthly_grouped&search_type=page&media_type=all We would like to have a video according to the ad you can see on the above link.

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for the Easter phrases, and the Spring phrases into German, French, Italian, Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian, Polish, Spanish, Dutch, Norwegian, Swedish and Hindi languages translation

The project consists of optimizing all buy and sell signals from the function “WAVE TREND CIPHER” as seen on TradingView. I am currently using a trading bot to pull all signals from TradingView to Binance, but most signals don’t catch the exact bottoms and tops (please see “Image1”), therefore, ROI and accumulation objectives are not optimised. This issue happens in minor timeframes (4H, 1H, etc.). More info: Buy and sell signals go through Binance's OTC, which doesn't charge any commissions but there is a spread in every trade, which is the reason why profits sometimes are non-existent or there is no extra accumulation (most of the time, there is even a loss in the number of coins). The successful winner of the project will have to develo...

Social Media Graphics for Web Design Company. Our target market is lower value websites for likes of plumbers, construction etc. We want to create graphics to offer free websites to catch people attention. Then we will charge them monthly fee to host website, update plugins, renew domiain etc. We require someone who undertands the type of graphics needed and should know what be suitbale to put on the graphics off hte basis of what consumer base we trying to get. Our goal is to get as many clients as we can signed up to us for free websites, build their sites then get the money back longterm through montly payments. I think it be best to do up the graphics mainly about the free side things and then small bit on graphics mentioning low monthly fee or some of the graphics with just f...

Hey so I am trying to create a funny sticker with a fish on it with this text "Buy a man eat fish, He Day, Teach fish man, To a lifetime." I know that sentence doesn't make sense but the original quote is "Buy a man a fish he eats for a day, teach a man to fish he will eat for a life time" now when you're fishing you got to have some beers, after a few beers you might mess up that quote, that's where my sticker becomes funny. This sticker will appeal to the drunken fishermen and be funny.

Need in Photoshop, PSD with multi layers Can be printed in 8.5x11 or Poster. Crawfish picture(s) in cartoon form or funny. Please see attached picture so you get some idea that I like. Content • Church Name • Crawfish Festival • Sunday April 16, 2023 • #### Address, City, State Zip ## • 5 lbs/ $40 • Annual Fundraiser • Sponsored by Company Updated: I don't like real picture. Here is the new sample again.

Hello, I am having trouble writing a speech as a best man for my friends wedding. I have some dot points/text I would like to incorporate into the speech. Short poem also included into the speech Speech needs to be funny but articulate well.

We are looking for an experienced mobile app developper to turn our game into reality. We already got the designs prepared of Gameplay, screens, characters, animations files ...etc , we have the files in .AI / PNG / JSON, We want someone to turn this into a live game, we are looking f...we have the files in .AI / PNG / JSON, We want someone to turn this into a live game, we are looking forward to publish this to android. What do you need to do : 1- Apply the Gameplay, with screens characters and animations (we already have animation files) 2- Setup a system for levels. 2- Setup leaderboard, shop and link them to our google play account. The game concept is similar to the "Catch the eggs" famous game. If you are interested in this project, let me know, I'll send ...

Hello , there is a design in Figma, need to catch it up on a site ( xfilesharing , sibsoft)

For $40, I am looking for someone to create a vintage postcard of Texas like the attached example of the Jackalope. It should have lines to write an address for Austin, Texas, some fake stamps, and the saying, "The elusive jackalope in it's native habitat in West Texas." Currently, I only need Texas, but I may need all 50 states later to make NFTs. Given this, I'm loo...to write an address for Austin, Texas, some fake stamps, and the saying, "The elusive jackalope in it's native habitat in West Texas." Currently, I only need Texas, but I may need all 50 states later to make NFTs. Given this, I'm looking for a single artist so the postcards are in a series. New Mexico, for example, could have a UFO, and Florida an alligator, etc... There's suppos...

I am looking to hire someone to manage my Google Ads campaign with the desired outcome of generating conversions. I already have identified the keywords and phrases that should be targeted and am open to any additional suggestions the freelancer may have.

Hello, I'm looking for an experienced professional to create high-quality facebook ads for home renovation businesses for my social media marketing agency. Specifically, I need online ads that will generate traffic to their website and sales. I'll provide specific keywords and phrases to focus on, so that the ads are effective in reaching their intended target audience. Also I ask to leverage and use your testimonials to help get more clients efficiently. If you're interested in this project, please let me know how you plan to approach it, what strategies you're going to use, and examples of your previous work. I'm looking forward to seeing what ideas you can come up with!

...the final cuts, add subtitles (when required), edit the audio, add memes, sound effects & my characters provided. The rough video will be of 20-30 minutes and you should cut it into atleast 8 minutes video. This is a full time opportunity, if i like your work. Requirements for this work: - Must be fluent in Hindi & English - Must have experience in editing gaming videos - Must know the memes + funny stuff in Hindi - Must be editing in professional software such as Adobe Premiere, etc - Must be free to work whenever i need - Deliver the final edit in 24 hours or less - The edit should be in high quality that is greater than or equal to 1080p Please send your work samples & a video proof of you editing the video if you're interested. Let's discuss about paym...

...survive. According to IPBES, only one quarter of land areas and one third of oceans remain relatively undamaged by human activity. Ever more people need ever more things. Humankind’s relentless consumption of resources such as timber, oil and minerals is continuing to destroy natural habitats around the globe. We are also putting enormous pressure on populations of wild species, both by bushmeat hunting in the developing world and by large-scale industrial fishing in our seas. Wildlife poaching and trafficking still present a huge threat to many species, including rhinos, tigers and pangolins. Ever more people produce ever more climate emissions. Our planet is on the verge of a climate crisis due to our endless production of greenhouse gases including carbon dioxide and ...

Hello freelancers, I’m looking for a logo design to represent my brand. I am interested in a vintage style, and I have no particular ideas or samples in mind so I would love some creative ideas. When it comes to colors I’d like to go with neutral colors that aren’t too bold but still catch attention. Please feel free to show me what you can do! please see attached photo of hotel Text for logo: Bull & Bush Hotel I would like a couple different variations for this project

Hello, I am looking for a multipurpose logo to be used on wooden signs and sport jerseys. For Rock Bottom Saloon that targets 25-40 year old males who hunt, fish, frequent bars and smoke marijuana: 1. Use warm earth tones and a classic western palette. 2. Use a bold and easily legible western font. 3. Incorporate elements such as hunting and fishing equipment, wildlife, earthy colors, and symbols related to smoking or marijuana culture. 4. Ensure the logo is versatile, scalable, memorable, unique, and timeless. 5. Possibly cowboy hat or saloon door, a silhouette of Captain Morgan, or a symbol related to smoking or marijuana culture and magic mushrooms. Text - “Rock Bottom Saloon” Font: similar to the attachment

From the scratch of developing a pokemon rpg with features like Pokedex Battle / Live PVP Trading of Pokemons In-Game Chat MyBB Forum - Connected to In-Game Database of users Promotional Pokemon Pokemon Trainers (Gym Trainers too, and medals) Map Feature (In-Game users should be able to explore the maps and catch pokemons) and few more that can be discussed. All the features should be in Ajax for fast load-ups

To assign categories to subreddits. Have categories text names under photo/gif so that visitors can tap category text and select to view all photos/gifs from that category. For example: (Post title) (categories) Funny, Cats, Fluffy Cats, Black Cats Category = subreddit

I need a vector illustration to be used in a logo design. It can be just the head and shoulders or the entire body. The name of the company will be "Psycho Dog" so I need a simple style, crazy looking dog. Try to keep the details to a minimum. The dog should look a little crazy and funny. NOT dangerous or aggressive. I do not need the font, just the illustration. I have attached a few samples of the style I am looking for. You can not use stock images, only original art.

Looking for a long term Youtube Cash Cow Team, 10 videos per month. Youtube channel is in multi n...well as experience with and use of VidIQ or Tubebuddy. Videos must be able to be monetized. We will provide the idea/topic with some preliminary research/angles/samples and you would create the content/video around it. Intro/End screen/Subscribe pop-up templates included. Video workflow: 10 second bait intro, channel subscribe intro, and then keep the content in the body edited in a way that is funny, engaging and entertaining. Ending with channel end screen. Priority given to the Team that best matches the Job Description. proven work of high quality and results Please send an example of your work in your proposal (GOOGLE DRIVE!) Looking forward to hearing all your proposals and work...

I'm looking for an SEO specialist that can help me achieve my marketing goals. I don't have specific keywords or phrases in mind yet, so I'm open to suggestions on the best ones to drive traffic to my website. I'm looking for someone who can dedicate between 11 and 20 hours per week to SEO work like keyword research, link building, and on-page optimization. If you think you can help, please apply.

Writing about their artwork is something every artist struggles with, so if you’re a photographer trying to do the content writing for your photography website (not your blog, that’s totally different) and you’re feeling like a deer in headlights, you’re not alone! It takes a lot of thought, reviews and drafts to come up with the perfect statement about your photography to convey to potential clients, but there are some simple steps to help get you moving in the right direction and writing great content for your site that will connect with an audience who values your work.

The company name is: Pulse PWR It’s a solar company. I like simple logos. I have attached a few examples that I like. Something that is simple and would be easy to put on a company shirt or hat that would catch your eye but not be too extra.

...ideal candidate will have a keen eye for design and a passion for creating visually stunning books. I need someone who can take my text and transform it into a cohesive and aesthetically pleasing book layout. The project will involve designing a book with several pages that will be printed, so experience in print design is a must. The designer should be able to create a cover design that will catch the eye of potential readers and reflect the theme of the book. Additionally, they should have a strong understanding of typography and be able to select fonts that enhance the reading experience. As the author, I will be looking for someone who can work collaboratively with me to ensure that the final product meets my vision. This means being receptive to feedback and being able to ...

BASED IN ISRAEL I'm looking for a project manager. I produce theater and music. I require an assistant to help me accomplish these goals. Someone who is committed to the result. Someone who understands what I am working to accomplish and will take the ideas and direction I give and make them real. 1. Head hunting, networking and managing teams are important. 2. Some marketing and sales. 3. Administrative duties, including bookings, scheduling and such. My unique ability is in the creative sphere, and I'm looking for someone to help free me to keep that focus. This is a part time job, between 4 and 8 hours a week. I look forward to hearing your proposals.

Hi, we are looking for someone to edit investigation reports, write blogs, and help write and edit our monthly newsletter on an ongoing basis. We probably would have about 10 hours of work, on average, per week. You must be very detail-oriented (ability to catch tricky typos, grammar errors, punctuation problems, etc.) and ideally you would also write well. Our reports are, on average, about 15 single-spaced pages. At the end we insert exhibits so ideally you'd be facile enough with Acrobat that you could complete that part of the job, as well. We are open to whatever hours work well for you so long as we knew we had committed hours each week or that you could make time for us within a day or two for some writing/editing. If you are open to it, and interested, there are o...

You are needed to create a funny video script . And it would be for about 10 mins . And you are required to send 10 sec funny script to get work .

I need a logo for my drop shipping store, the store is called '' kewlgoodz '' and I will be selling anything trendy or cool such as anime shirts/ figures ( Naruto ), lights, drinking flask, kitchen items, etc. I want the colors to be red/ light greys and white. essentials: 1) KewlGoodz 2) has to be animated with things that catch eye make people intrigued in it I want some creativeness, but not too crazy I will award the winner ASAP need it soon preferred. Thank you

We are in search of a skilled and experienced website content writer who can effectively rewrite and revise website content as per our specific instructions. If you possess a portfolio of previous writing works and have a knack for creating compelling and informative content, we encourage you to place a bid on this project. As our content writer, you will be ...content, we encourage you to place a bid on this project. As our content writer, you will be responsible for reviewing existing website content and making necessary revisions to improve its quality, tone, and overall impact on our target audience. This may include restructuring sentences and paragraphs, rephrasing content to enhance clarity and readability, and incorporating SEO keywords and phrases to improve search engine...

Hi there. I have to develop learning management system in aspnetzero framework but before assign project there is task in MVC we need to do with jQuery validation and just httppost method no db only design and hit submitted value in controller. Can be check and if one checked in front there is textbox if it's not filled should show validation Both checkboxes a for payment 25 rs wala ko...required kr sakta he dono bhi check ho sakte he payment method me haala ki udhr likkha he only one required but dono bhi ho sakta he. Simple MVC no db interection Aur design bootstrap me chahiye To vo code base dekhenge Design aur HttpPost method me data model me post ho jaaye vesa MVC controller. We need till in 2 hrs. Like var nahi use karna hoga Jo return type hota he vahi mention karne ka Tr...

This is a mobile app version of the christian bible especially geared for zoomers. Need a edgy logo to match the vibe yo. Bonus if you can include humor or funny pop culture elements.

Hi There, I'd like a professional to help me set up my Etsy store through and synced with printify (who will make and ship all products). I have about 30 phrases in either greek or English that I want to put on shirts, toes, hoodies, etc. See attached file. Phrase is in the middle of each slide with directions in lower right of what products I want to create.

We, Denics Devices are emerging startup in Electronics Design and Development Field. The company started 2 years back and now is the time to take it to another level. We want to hire good talent [2 vacancy] for our company who can design and develop PCBs as per the requirement and do the allied work for the company. We think a Pro-Recruiter shall be more effective than we go hunting the talent by ourselves. The requirement for the recruiter is simple - Be Pro, Be Effective. Any freelancer who have access to the candidates inline with our requirement can apply. More details shall be shared once the project awarded.

Welcome to Zulu Archery & Outdoors, our outdoor service that provides life skills experiences through hikeing, land navigation, camping adventures, and hunting expeditions. We specialize in creating outdoor experiences that help our customers grow in their physical abilities and confidence, problem-solving skills, and ability to adapt to different situations in nature. Our ultimate focus is ensuring our clients have the best outdoor experience possible, regardless of their skill level or profession. Our team has years of experience guiding people from all walks of life, and we create every outing with safety and comfort as paramount considerations. We provide instruction, assistance, and direction so that you can learn the necessary skills for success and build self-assurance...

Hello! I am looking to hire a talented freelancer to design a cartoon logo for my project. I'd like a digital painting style that incorporates specific colors I have in mind as well as a specific scene or character. I'm looking for someone with an eye for detail, creativity and a great style. If you feel you have the skills necessary to bring my project to life then plea...would like something with the first photo; but want it to have the following animals: Camel (one white one brown) goats, alpacas, sheep, horses, pig, water buffalo, dogs, tortoises, rabbit, a stock donkey and stock sheep (white) is fine.. please add in a ball python snake, donkey, skunk, kangaroo and zebra I’m going to add photos of what Animals I want in the logo. I would like it to say “F...

I have a project that requires C# ETW (Event Tracing for Windows) implementation for Microsoft Windows Security Auditing. I want to get security events realtime in C# app and need to parse each event data in callback function. ex) 4624 TargetUserName SubjectLogonId etc Environment is followings. Visual Studio...that requires C# ETW (Event Tracing for Windows) implementation for Microsoft Windows Security Auditing. I want to get security events realtime in C# app and need to parse each event data in callback function. ex) 4624 TargetUserName SubjectLogonId etc Environment is followings. Visual Studio 2019 C# Console App Use from NuGet .NET Framework 4.6.2 Need to catch events of 4624,4625,4672,4648 and parse them all event data like Event Viewer.

Currently looking for a 2D cartoon-sketcher who will draw characters (only characters without the background) according to my instructions. You can draw either with your hand with pen and paper, or use a tablet or iPad to draw. IMPORTANT NOTE: read through this job-description, because there's a hint you need to catch when you apply. (read thoroughly :) NOTE: Character must be developed before turnaround can be made. You will be provided 5-10 minutes’ instructions (mp3 file) each time for you to draw, and you don't need advanced English. [Pay] $135 (USD) per completed character. $170 (USD) per completed character turnaround. (head) $270 (USD) per completed character turnaround. (full body) *WORK LOAD: Total of 7 characters (4 protagonist / 3 antagonist) (4 f...

I recently started a YouTube channel and am looking for someone who can create thumbnails for my videos. My channel is Mischief Macc and I create funny/trolling VR gaming videos (PLEASE do not comment on my videos regarding this job posting). If the thumbnail is to my liking then I will hire for more thumbnail design work for other videos and negotiate a price per video. Here are the two videos I am specifically looking for thumbnails for at this time: 1. 2. Here are some examples of thumbnails I like: Please send me some examples of work you've done in the past!

I'm looking for someone who could create a new motif for POD products for volunteer firefighters in Germany/Austria/Switzerland. The motif should not be an exaggeratedly cool "hero shirt", but rather alternative, creative, casual, sporty, funny. I don't have any specific requirements. I really like this motif with the giraffe with sunglasses and the colors used in it. Perhaps a corresponding motif for the above-mentioned topic can be created in this style? If you can help with this, I would appreciate it if we could discuss an early draft so that you don't put too much work into a design that ends up not meeting my expectations.

Hi, I need simple FUNNY 3D figure. I would like to use Unity. Best solution when I get all in Unity Scene. It's very simple figure. I want something cheap that can you make in 1-2 hours. (I don't need so fast, I just said that you really don't have to deal with it that much.) Figure: maybe cylindrical snack. Need animation: Standing (eye blink), Eating, and sleeping. I need price only 3D figure and if you can make animation in Unity then I need animation, so I need price only figure and with animation together. Thanks! :) I attached my idea.

Hey! I am looking for a website designer, who can work with me in long term. My requirements: 1. An e-commerce website of 1...requirements: 1. An e-commerce website of 10pages(Home, 6xProduct Page, Contact Us, Cart Page, Checkout Page) 2. Run our website on our behalf. 3. Optimise the website to show up at the top when searching for certain keywords (which I will notify you). What I offer: 1. Website fees (fees that you charge for making a website). 2. 5% of every product that is sold through the website. The catch: The major catch to my offer is that it is a cannabis product that I wish to sell. We are not licensed. We are a small-scale business, trying to expand in the grey market. Let me know if you are interested in accepting/negotiating our offer. I would love to tal...

Hi, I am from shinetoon youtube channel we are hiring a writer..who can write funny simple but effective story for my channel..The story will be in Hindi language... If you think you are the right person..then please connect..

My website is in PHP. No SQL or data base. Meaning it is a simple website with 10 to 12 pages. I need a Simple Website Live Chat Support. It should not get blocked by Anti-Virus or Firewall of any software company. It should work online and there is no need to i...center of web page. It should be in PHP and must work on all mobile phone and computer devices. If a customer does not want to do Live chat then he just closes Popup Window. 3/- If a website viewer clicks on Live Chat Support and start Live Chat Support then he needs to fill a simple input form. Input Mandatory>> Full Name: ? Input Mandatory>> Email: ? Input Mandatory>> Select Country: ? Fetch/Catch/GET i.p address of visitor hidden (just show it to Admin) Input Mandatory>> Message to chat suppor...

I am looking for a freelancer to help me source quality products on eBay in the $10-$50 price range. The products should be from a specific location and could include gadgets, antiques, or clothing. The right individual must be very familiar with eBay and will be required to find the right deals and make sure the products match the desired specifications. I am looking for an experienced professional who is committed to providing the highest quality work, while ensuring that all products purchased remain within the budget.

...Project Scope A. Minimal Viable Product (MVP) Develop a text-based game interface for player interactions. Implement a basic economy system for buying, selling, and trading items. login system - Incorporate a blockchain-based login and NFT ownership verification system. Design a faction system with player alignment options. Create game mechanics for exploration, ship maintenance, KappaX egg hunting, and inventory management. Establish a Water Monster hatching and training system. Introduce a multiplayer battle arena with future plans to integrate heatherstone-style battles. Add NPC interactions and events to enhance player engagement. Information collection and database is one of the most important because it will be used to train future (ai integration for self-evolving ...

...and protecting fellow clanmates (chosen randomly) from other players. You will be paid $5.00 USD for playing at least three game sessions and providing a brief feedback or suggestions for improvement. Game sessions can last anywhere from a few minutes (as many players will starve or be defeated by the monsters in the very beginning) to an hour, depending on your PvP skills. If you manage to catch up with the game and your battle is long and successful, you will receive in-game coins to compensate for your extra effort. As an additional bonus, you will receive $0.10 USD for each in-game coin you obtain. You can play as many battles as you wish to receive extra bonus until the end of the beta test. Coins are unlimited and are extra bonus to $5.00 USD for this job. Is is a brow...

About Inca Threads: We are a embroidery shop. The inca threads since I’m Peruvian. I would like an image of a llama, an Inca or Machu Picchu. Nothing formal. Something young and funny Project Description: Something like a funny llama, funny inca or Machu Picchu