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    I need a simple poster inviting guests to sign the guest book. Colours must be pastel pink, rose gold, yellow go... just give it a whirl, all for the special 1st birthday girl! Write Maisie a message, make a prediction about what she will be when she grows up or share your favourite joke or memory with her. Don't forget to sign your name. xxx

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    ...as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet user can add joke after passing the google

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    I need a new website. I need you to design a website for my small business. Hello ...business . My preject is developing a love happyness site for soceity I can changes in soceity for this project. My site based on love story book love story of people love shayri joke and self memory and moment of people travel blog and travel free for poor child

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    I'm looking for someone to find quality leads: What I'm looking for is small business owners in the USA. What would be needed is: Business name, Owner N...Number and Email Let me know the cost on 250 leads. (I could also create an incentive if I close the sale you get $50 each!) In your opening line, tell me a good knock knock joke (to avoid bots)

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    I have a photo of me and my friends, and we joke how it looks like an anime. Now i need one of your guys help to bring the dream to life. Doesn't need to be super detailed.

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    Requirement - short videos Quality - hd/ full hd any (not blur) Duration - 4 to 5 minute Daily average - min.10 video daily Subject - funny, joke, prank, motivation, story, gk, anyNote - already on youtube NOT REQUIREDPREFFER TO CREATIVE IDEA

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    ...There is no minimum/maximum number of words - what count is that you capture the essence of these stories and make the email interesting to read. 3/ Add a brain teaser or a joke based on some tech news (affiliates/vendors are usually very interested in tech news) at the end of the email As a test, please go through the 4 news below and write an engaging

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    Hi! Blog #1: Importance of Small Businesses using social media for marketing (there should be lots of info online) #...(digital marketing/social media) and can put together a good blog that is easy to read and fun to read (added graphics would be nice) In your response, tell me a good "knock knock joke" *So I can filter out the auto-bots Thanks!

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    We are looking for 3 to 5 t-shirt designs for our t-shirt brand called Your Father Loves You. The name comes from a joke we have with our friends where you essentially look to throw someone off by asking them Who's Your Father? This odd question is then answered immediately with "Your Father" We are looking for designs that are fashionable, witty

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    ...on-location productions Strong attention to detail, organization and time management skills Skilled in building and maintaining positive working relationships Ability to tell a joke Hard working Basic Qualifications Online video portfolio that demonstrates video production and editing skills Bachelor or Associate of Arts degree or equivalent experience

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    I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. I want A Best Joke Application Both Online and Offline In Offline it shows with jokes only by text but by online a new options will be available to view jokes image and download or like other in which user see jokes image and download it. I have a Linux database where

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    ...Dad Jokes - Father's Day Edition It will be 6x9, large easy to read title, eye-catching colors and since this is geared towards men please do not add girly [login to view URL] is a joke book so please keep that in mind. We still want the cover to be kid friendly, so nothing vulgar or obscene. Original artwork only. Do NOT include the author on the front cover

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    i'm looking for ebook writer to write a dad jokes ebook around 10k words with attached simple illustr...10 days upon project acceptance Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content To apply, please send me your past work sample of joke book/simple draft so i can better evaluate your writing style Marcus

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    We are launching a book about politics and China. It is serious but it is also a joke. It has what it takes to be talked about and we are looking for the person to help us on that. We need to place the book in the right hands amongst Talk Show hosts and main TV and printed media journalists. Our primary focus is the American market, secondarily the

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    I have been around the block a time or...outlandish other stuff. This could be a side project for someone. Now if I haven't lost you the way to chat. If it looks like just a simple spam I will not respond. Tell me a joke or something. Or just type. I am your huckleberry. ME! ME! I need someone with vision. Pay will be discussed while we chat.

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    With all the craze over magical internet money, I decided to clone a cryptocurrency. This was part joke, part art project - this will never be ICOed, won't be worth real money, but let me learn some technical details about how it works and give friends a chance to play with a cryptocurrency without fear of actually losing money. I can code, but I'm

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    I need someone to alter some images. I need one famous person added to a photo for a joke

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    You have to give your comedy sound and make same as like this video [login to view URL] give it to me full details

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    ...skin causes more pain. That is it. There is nothing 'perverted' about it. I think there is a saying from your country: Get your mind out of the gutter! Sample #3 – Making a Joke Headmaster: This is the office of the Discipline Master. It's yours now. It's a little bare now. But I think you will leave your own marks as time goes on. In more ways than

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer ...all the conditions & understood the details properly" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree to all the conditions.

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    I call my "mother-in-law" my "mother-in-grace" instead. It's kind of an inside joke between us. Problem is, I'm not very creative so all I could come up with is the attached .png file. The inside joke is referencing the Bible in Romans 6:14 where it says that we are no longer under the law but under grace. I'd like to come up with a clever gra...

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    I need someone who can add jokes to my animation screenplay.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer s...time preferred. Mention "I agree to all the conditions" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree to all the conditions.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer shou...time preferred. Mention "I agree to all the conditions" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree all the conditions.

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    I need a specific logo idea drawn up. The logo is a viking, preferably wielding ice axes, riding a charging ...slightly less bad, but still bad moose I photoshopped for more reference. It should be very roughly the same style as the Burberry logo. This is just for personal use for a joke tshirt for a friend and will not be licensed for commercial use.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. F...grammatical errors. New Freelancers can take it as a golden opportunity. Educated Housewives having ample amount of time preferred. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree all the conditions.

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    Add a humorous tweak to a photo of my sibling's easter picture. Joke for my sister, Debbie.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer sh...preferred. Mention "I agree to all the conditions" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree all the conditions.

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    Conditions: 1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work. 2. Freelancer should submit the work on time. 3. Freelancer sh...preferred. Mention "I agree to all the conditions" in your proposal so I can confirm that you've read the description properly. We don't want people who treat work as a joke. Bid only if you agree all the conditions.

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    I need a java code that knows to extract : leading colors from an image percentage of each color in the ima...[login to view URL] Sample 4 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL] Sample 5 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL]

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    Hello everyone, I want to make an investment site for bitcoin and ethereum, in fact this site will be a joke for my friends. Could you do the same thing on the site I give you? Reference website: [login to view URL] (you will add an ethereum section on this site)

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    ...within a rectanlge 2. Center rectangler outline similar to (kite photo) same style as other illustrations. Include kite with tail. Can include more than 1 up to designer. Inside joke. 2. Center of design will include (Nicholas photos below) on business man body (photo 3) same style as other faces 3. Path of check lines headed toward building (hospital)

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    I need a java code that knows to extract : leading colors from an image percentage of each color in the i...png Sample 4 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL] Sample 5 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL]

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    Morning! Everyone! This is a serious task! No joke please. I would post this project for several times to ensure enough freelancers could see it and bid for it. I prefer Russian/Egyptian´╝ĆUkrainian I need to build up one website(sample included: [login to view URL] ) + several self-designed operating systems + one App(sample included: Essayshark

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    I'm working on a joke of the day calendar and I need 30 jokes as a test. I'd like some real groaners and "dad jokes" if possible, and not just old jokes re-hashed. Price is $1 per joke, need 30 total, for $30

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    we need to design a specific joke on smartphone (IOS and ANDROID) the joke works as a standalone or as a multiuser game on a web site all details will be delivered to developper under NDA . for IOS we prefer a SWITH developer

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    I need someone to alter some images. I have 4x faceless images of people. I need my face altered into the picture. This is a private project i am doing for a joke between friends. The photos must be professionally altered and look realistic. I will give you the 4x images i need altered along with 165x random face shots of myself of which you pick the

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    I am looking for a FRONT & BACK cover for my newest book, title: Try Not to Laugh Challenge. This is going to be a kids joke book and it plays on the fact that kids have to read them to each other and try not to laugh. I want something that is great for both girls and boys, kid-friendly, eye-catching and creative! The dimensions for this book will be

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    ...CONSIDERATION WILL BE GIVEN TO THOSE WHO DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL PLEASE BE OVER 18, INDEPENDENT, MUST HAVE H/S NET AND WEBCAM). With your bid AND PIC include a funny joke. It will give me an idea of your sense of humor. This is not an average job it is supposed to be a fun job. A I will put it very plainly and try to be discreet. I am working

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    hi i need a simple, one page website that look like an online store for sex toys... but no $$ transactions! It is just a joke

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    ...would need an official name and so we found the name "AI CARAMBA" because we are clan members of a smaller Clan in germany the AllIn Clan. We find it funny to make a little joke out of our name. So im actually searching for a Team Logo with an Icon in the middle best would be some Mexican Assassin like with a Poncho and a puece of cloth in front of

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    Hi,my name is Ales and I have super idea how to build the wall on USA-Mexican [login to view URL] can do something extraordinary and get [login to view URL] it is not a joke.

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    ...spawn points (for the NPC). I have updated the concept from text character art to 3D art, first person shooter style play. The back story theme is based on the old practical joke where boys invite a friend out to go Snipe Hunting. They tell him he must be quiet and sit under a tree in the dark forest alone with a paper bag to catch little birds in

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    ...flexible about specifications and requirements. The idea is to make an altcoin forking the ethereum source code that can make a difference. The idea is to improve it. (Not a joke if you trust yourself. ) It can be anything we can inplement POS, implement our own customized raiden network like thing into it. make changes to the p2p protocol, and we

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    Hello I need vas application for iso and android that application had catagories joke,groupchat,currency,islamic,music,job etc

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    i need application for ISO and Android that have categories of joke currency,music, group chat jobs did you know and islamic these all should be daily update regards

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    ...CONSIDERATION WILL BE GIVEN TO THOSE WHO DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL PLEASE BE OVER 18, INDEPENDENT, MUST HAVE H/S NET AND WEBCAM). With your bid AND PIC include a funny joke. It will give me an idea of your sense of humor. This is not an average job it is supposed to be a fun job. A I will put it very plainly and try to be discreet. I am working

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    I need Vas Application for android and ISO that have categorize of Joke,Currency,music, group chat, Poetry,islamic and others all categorize will be update daily , thanks

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    ...CONSIDERATION WILL BE GIVEN TO THOSE WHO DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL PLEASE BE OVER 18, INDEPENDENT, MUST HAVE H/S NET AND WEBCAM). With your bid AND PIC include a funny joke. It will give me an idea of your sense of humor. This is not an average job it is supposed to be a fun job. A I will put it very plainly and try to be discreet. I am working

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    I have a single photo of a candy bag that I want to alter for a joke. The font is a block-font and all but one of the letters I need for the new title exist in the old title.

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