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    Trophy icon Funny 40th Birthday Koozie Design 6 days left

    Im looking for a funny females 40th Birthday design that I can use to print on a beer koozie. It needs to be single color cymk, vector, editable, transparent background and in .pdf format. Below is the info for the birthday girl: Name: Marina Birthdate: 1/29/1979 For anyone that doesn't know what a beer koozie is, I have attached an image.

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    ...[login to view URL] with different UI. [login to view URL] UI will be different, material design, very attractive and easy to use. I need Jokes, Shayari, SMS, Status Videos tab. Home tab will show all contents with some logic. 2. You need to collect the data from that via - I can't give data nor api 3. Development

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    Collect Data from the Apps 3 days left
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    ...ishqpoetryshayari [login to view URL] [login to view URL] JOKES [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL]

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    We need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shin chan. We required to make comdey skits like 1)make jokes of 2) joke junkies We need a realistic animation of humans. We also need a tutorial videos how you make videos.

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    Funny Storyboard From Audio 1 day left
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    ...WL Storyboard should include some in-studio gestures and then the gang singing. This is the original song: [login to view URL] Looking for quick funny gestures. Small budget and quick turnaround. No placeholder bids. Looking to award today. Thank you!...

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    I would like to create a funny email to the customer who bought my product on Amazon. Email should be in the form of a funny story. The email should ask to give a good review and 5 stars.

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    Make these people look older and put them in nightgowns and robes. Funny picture. Make me laugh

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    I have a photo of myself and family. I want someone to put us in hairnets and gowns like we're old.

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    build a android Reward app like Databuddy or databack a...Earn 4 . Quiz 5. custom task 6. spin and earn 7. admob ads 8. admin panel to manage all featurs 9. user can withdraw points ( withdraw method set by admin panel) 10. read jokes and earn and following itegration ADXMI Super Sonic Adscend Media Super Rewards NativeX OfferToro White Mobi

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    Work involves posting unique jokes in various languages. The jokes need to be unique and not copied from anywhere else. Everyday 10 jokes for a month. More details will be sent on project start.

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    In need of a good funny memes for basketball

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    funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes

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    Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!

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    I'd like a funny and dynamic video that show a carousel of dishes and activity in the kitchen of this restaurant. i'll give you pics, video and music. need within 1 day. budget is 8-9 euro. please write in your brief ''hello mayaa''.

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    Trophy icon Draw a funny mascot 6 days left

    CREATE ASTRODOG The goal of this challenge is to represent the accessories being sold on a small website as ones that will stay with them for life. They are not disposable, but will be treasured and faithful - like beloved dog who is a friend. We need: A picture of Astrodog with his owner. His owner is using a Telescope (Suggest a refractor or a reflector - must be recognisable). Perha...

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    ...Women) Child care (Day Care) Inspirational & motivational quotes Funny RSS Feeds 1. youtube videos & channels 2. pinterest jokes 3. joke of the day We know that this is not a difficult job. we figure someone who is doing social media regularly has knowledge of such rss feed. please write "PURPLE MUSHROOM" in your offer so we know you read the whole greques...

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    ...easily and want heaps of work throughout the year then you are perfect! I need people with a sense of humour ideally, as I want my brand presence to be: funny/in touch/hardcore (with an emphasis on funny). I'm in the process of finding a social media manager - all you would have to do is come up with the ads and pass the material to the manager (and

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    I need help putting our faces on some funny images for our Holiday card this year. I really want it to look realistic and professional. Please only respond if you have experience in this. Thank you!

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    Hello, we have 7 cinema movies á 1 - 1.5 min and we need to replace the heads with the heads from our team to make a funny video for our company christmas party. We need the final video files latest on 29.11.2018 20 pm - Picture Name is the name of the video: 1.Thor-Dimitrios Pashalidis-Szene (2)-stripe: Replace Thor head with Dimitrios head,

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    Trophy icon Funny Christmas card Ended

    ...into the family Christmas card. I supplied a few photos of my two boys, cut and pasted them onto a great picture of the Santa sitting in this big fancy chair. They also put funny frowns on their faces. I supplied examples of the last few years to get an idea of what the result I am looking for is. This year I want to have something unique again. I

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    Hello freelancers, Today we need a funny logo, We want a big whale, smiling and smoking a cigar, wearing the uncle sam hat and holding a glass of mojito. The name of the bar should be written around : LE CAFÉ FUMANT Regards, ADN Trading

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    I am doing a presentation in 12 hours about the funny stories of my life. the story is me going from an Indian guy with a typical IT job to a traveller and then opening a backpackers hostel.I have the stories, i need to brainstorm with someone how they should be told and presented I will need someone with creative humor writing help and good ppt skills

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    [login to view URL] is a platform for creative people to post jokes/memes and earn money depending on number of views. We would like to run a contest for best MEME of the week and we are looking for a Digital Marketing professional to promote this contest among MEME creators on Twitter and Facebook. The campaign should bring at least 50 participants

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    funny and jokes and memes and comics

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    Hi, my name is Vijay and I'm looking for funny animation video series with a minimum of 30 videos.

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    ...press copy - paste. My site had no backup and we had a problem with the server. We lost all data. The site is with jokes - language romanain - it doesn't matter for you because all you need to do is copy and paste into wordpress. Jokes must be copied from here: [login to view URL]://[login to view URL] to my wordpress site:

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    I've been tasked to deliver a 1 hour presentation of fitness and fitness lifestyle (benefits, type...activities that can lead to a healthier lifestyle anyway, the presentago in should last one hour, preferably with a video or two to help demonstrate and the benefits (with some jokes) etc I need someone to create and source content so I can deliver

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    ...be in English. Content must be LEGAL to use - others' Facebook public content, public websites like news or Youtube, Open Source images, Shutterstock photos (we have licence, non-editorial), photos from hotels. Your own sources like photos and videos are welcome. Content must be healthy, okay for kids. No violence or cheesy jokes. Good

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    I am a Tour guide in Yellowstone National Park and during winter we get supe...glorified monster trucks around. I'm not too sure what else would flow. But I'd like to try and incorporate some of the following; the vehicles, skiing, a cursive R (inside jokes), snowflakes, "gunga ga lunga", a bison and maybe a geyser. I'll attach some photos for ideas.

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    you have to create jokes for me

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    Hello! I am a 32 year old surgeon living in Melbourne Australia, and I am looking for a virtual assistant. If...posses the following qualities: 1. Live close to my time zone 2. Good attitude and up for a challenge 3. Able to handle admin tasks and are computer savvy 4. Like to make jokes and have a laugh :) Please send me a personalised message :)

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    Write a 6-line birthday invite poem for a 5-year old girl's birthday party. It has to be short and sweet. It should be fun in parts and should convey the message perfectly.

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    I need someone to write a funny and catchy script with a slogan for a 30 second video ad commercial for a breakfast Cereal. The video commercial will be in the form of an animated cartoon (Maybe a combination of both human and cartoon). The cereal is made up of light blue multi-vitamin chocolate covered cereal balls and multi-grain snow flakes cereal

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    I'm looking for 80 T-Shirt Designs Topic: funny 4000 x 4000 pixels transparent background, type .PNG paying 50€ for 80 designs

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    I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Happy with your ride? Consider a tip. Tipping makes you a rockstar but it is not required. Would you like to travel to Asia in Business Class for $600 Return - ask me how. Want to drive for Uber and earn $500 ...

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    I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Happy with your ride - consider a tip. Tipping is fantastic but not required. Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Did you know - only super high rating scores make us eligible for for promotions - just one '4 Star rating' can ruin a ratin...

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    Design unique, funny yet beautiful marriage invitation card

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    Trophy icon Draw 3 funny cartoon animals 4 days left

    Win this contest for $5,000 - $10,000 project (initial job). You make us laugh, you win the prize but a huge job $$$. Simple. Please see the Brief and $300 package here: [login to view URL] This contest may end at any time before the end date. You may submit a confidential entry by uploading a blank image and I will contact you via message. See my other contests here: https://ww...

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    ...to match up with the instrumental/karaoke version of wheres the love though. the song is about my mate stubz off of twitch and our group of friends, the rap is full of in jokes and is about videogames, a lot of the stuff in it is also scottish humour. if you have any wants or needs to change the lyrics or whatever to make it work or improve it then

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    Hello fellow Freelancers! I am starting a new project and I need someone to provide a stereotypical Mexican comedy voice over. Think "Cheech & Chong" or "Speedy Gonzalez". This will be for a game I am making for Android/IOS. I would prefer a Mexican national to provide the voice over, but if you can do a good impression, that is ok too. The total length will be a couple hu...

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    My friend and I are setting up an outdoors recreational clothing company, (hunting, kayaking, fishing, etc...) with some examples including jokes or some way to show off how outdoorsy one is. The company name is Odyssey or as you may know it as, a long journey. Our quote is "A Journey With No End". We hope somebody could make a logo for us. Logo Must

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    I run a pet store where i sell blowers for dogs. [login to view URL] I am looking for a designer who can draw dogs and create funny drawings/animations. I need 5-10 different ones which i can use for commercials and advertisements. I want something similiar to what i have uploaded. Example: 1. A dog getting blowed by a blower. The expression on

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    ...party with outdoor active games. Why not let grandma, dad, and daughter prove they’re the superior team. Why not soak up some rays, while building new family traditions, inside jokes, and bonds. Why not pass on age old games. Teaching and learning together can be some of the strongest memories to stick with us through out our lifetime. " We are creating

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    ...terms • Around 1-5 examples for each topic (depending upon complexity) • Around 1-4 unsolved problems for each topic (depending upon complexity) • At least 3 programming jokes (preferably related to the chapter) • At least 3 programming quotes • At least 2 of anecdote/story/interesting history about that chapter (for example, if it’s a file class

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    Looking for workers who can find and copywriter articles for me on a daily basis. No time wasters. also looking for copywriters to do similar articles to [login to view URL] etc get in touch. I need someone on call daily to get the work done

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    Hello, My brand is about pet (dog and cat) and clothes, so I would like a logo for it. I want something eye catchy, funny but professionnal as well. Can you please send me different art designs so I can choose something and tell you more how I want the logo ? Because actually I don't have any ideas. We areperfectionnist inour country so I want something

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    We need someone ...quality of our product 1) How quiet the product is (so quiet you don't even know it's there) 2) How energy efficient it is 3) How technologically advance it is Ideally you will write a few slogans for each quality and my team will vote and use the winning slogan. The slogan will be used on a poster which we will put in our store.

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    ...artists who can draw funny cartoon cats. If it does not make us laugh, it will not win. Make sure it is cute AND FUNNY. Draw 3 cats together in 1 scene: Cat 1: Annoyed (this is not the same as angry) - keep the mouth closed - male and fatty Cat 2: Shocked - male and skinny Cat 3: Funny female character Criteria for winning: 1. Funny - makes people laugh

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    Hello, I am looking for a creative and funny cartoonist/caricaturist to create an image that will be printed on a t-shirt that will be handed out to friends who attend the birthday celebration. I would like the colours to be vibrant and have a retro feel. The print should have dimension of 8.5 inches by 11.5 inches. The Project needs to be finalized

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    I want to hire an android app developer for making a basic app informative app like shayari apps or jokes app

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