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    Power point presentation on Alcohol , Carl Jung and Psychedelics

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    hii guys. i am making a jokes app and i need someone to format the jokes as strings in java. i need nearly 5000 jokes formatted in both hindi and english language.

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    ...com/free-personality-test (You should definitely have that characteristic otherwise we won`t come along) introvert or extrovert, down to earth, logic, facts and rationality, executive, love jokes and teasing, available when needed Your interests and opportunities: (You should preferably have those interests, so you have fun researching, can learn a lot also for yourself

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    ...definitely have that characteristic otherwise we won`t come along) “ISTJ” by Myers & Bricks: introvert or extrovert, down to earth, logic, facts and rationality, executive, love jokes and teasing, available when needed (look here: [login to view URL]) Your interests and opportunities: (You should preferably have those interests

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    I need some graphic design. I need a picture of jonathan cheban that is funny and looks good. Examples should be displayed. Need done asap.

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    Hi there Are you funny, know your way around Design Sprints and love writing? Then we might just strike up a bond for life, or.. the foreseeable future. For now, you'd write an article about 'Why a 5-Day Design Sprint can replace months of work'. Requirements: - Informative, yet have an amusing style of writing. (see bottom snippets for inspiration)

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    i have 10k jokes and i want develop an andeoid app (offline) with admob add

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    ...design i want Simple website development: as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet

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    I need 20 T-Shirt Designs in PSD and PNG format I need the subjects on a transparent canvas which will be 4500px wide and 5700px high. The desig...Designs in PSD and PNG format I need the subjects on a transparent canvas which will be 4500px wide and 5700px high. The designs will be a combination of flags, quotes and jokes which will be handed to you.

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    ...of Images Needed - 100 per day (50 Hindi + 50 English) Image Resolution - 720p+ Image Size - 1:1, 4:3, 1:1.5 (aspect ratio) Image Categories : a. Good Morning Quotes & Festival Greetings b. Good Night Quotes c. Jokes/Trolls/Memes d. Entertainment (Dialogues, Lyrics, Movie Posters, Wallpapers, News, Funny, Stars Memes, Movie Reviews) e. Love Shayari

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    Our website is [login to view URL] The unsubscribe page is for email. Jokes : Love your jokes, no jokes It must have the following options: choose frequency of email: once a week, one a month, once a quarter let me know: switches, firewalls, routers, new products Humor is the best way to create an unsubscribe. Here is a best practice link (seems

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    ...experienced by children and adults Physical bullying Physical bullying includes hitting, kicking, tripping, pinching and pushing or damaging property. Physical bullying causes both short term and long term damage. Verbal bullying Verbal bullying includes name calling, insults, teasing, intimidation, homophobic or racist remarks, or verbal abuse. While verbal

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    Hi Farzana A., this fixed project is for collecting 5 or more jokes in 65 categories. I have already closed the previous hourly project.

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    - make a website that looks like a high school student made it - include puns, dad jokes, etc. on different links (?)

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    I need a funny 3D model of an animal. The model will be used to create a mold and. As you know molds are on one side oben, so that must be the flat part of the model.

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    Hii.. I m Piyush Rashinkar . lets get to the straight. I need an application which should be based on Android Studio and application should be related to Jokes application or anything if you can suggest me. and also need the source code of that application. so.. how much it will be cost for ?

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. I want a andriod Earning App With Jokes.

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    Hello I looking to write copy for just one email which would be the introduction email. People receiving this email will be requesting a free website wireframe. I am offering to build a website wireframe for free to people who give me their email. I would like the email to have some humor and be memorable. I don't just want to send a boring confirmation

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    Hi,my youtube channel name is demon vidz we post funny content on it and make people laugh we need views and subscribers. we need a good video on gaming or fighting preferably or any other [login to view URL] budget is 200 usd or less. I will award the project in 3 days and then decide on it. I will create milestone in 3 days as bank is [login to view URL] you can

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    I need a logo designed.

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. Simple app for jokes and fun

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    We need a talented graphics designers to become regulars supplier for T shirt/Mugs/phone cover designs...someone who is super quick and can make ideas like this into graphics in minutes and come up with many designs in a day. We look to have hundreds of designs based on quotations, jokes, nationalities and events. So let us see what you're made of :-)

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    You will be provided with a list of phrases related to jokes. Example, Jokes for girls, Jokes for kids, Christmas Jokes etc. You will then have to do a Google search and collect 5 jokes for each given phrase. The collected jokes along with the URL from which it was collected, needs to be copy pasted into an Excel sheet. For starters you will be given

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    I need a funny video for my [login to view URL] be animated or real.

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    ...100 shirts will be 100 euro or less, once again you can bid more but i will remove your bid. to give you an example you can take a look here https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+occupation+t-shirts these are the occupations that i want a t-shirt for. [login to view URL] please open your project bid description with

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    need any animation video for my site [login to view URL]

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    ...[login to view URL] . I need you to follow the rough sketch attached to produce a cartoon video, to illustrate a senerio at a motor park ( Bus station) . the video should be short and very funny. at last you will show this message Message: SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLES, BOOK YOUR BUS TRIP WITH [login to view URL] There is a panicking passenger and a driver in that

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    Need someone to write a funny and sarcastic “about us” page for a small startup bussiness

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    Hi Freelancers, Greetings of the Day! We are a US startup software company and need an static website to dispaly portfolio and services. I check many software company sites and choose some for reference. I like this one most for display information, portfolio and services. [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Color combination and some menu alignments need to be different rest i want $im...

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    Looking to create a news bot aggregator that follows the format of the attached video- If you have not watched the video, please do not apply. See below for similar...you the type of stories you’re interested in. Meet Johnny here. He can keep you updated on events, topics, riding conditions – you name it. Plus he’s pretty good a telling jokes."

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    I need someone who can write me something about plush toys, stuffed animals and soft toys. I need something funny or just something which makes people buy the product. I have 88 products.

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    Want 10 animation comedy videos for youtube like make jokes of. ONLY BID IF YOU'RE IN INDIA or KNOW HOW TO SPEAK HINDI.

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    I need an experienced Artist prefer from south east asian or south america to create a 200 page comic book featuring 18+ scenarios and jokes.

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    Per our discussion you will be managing my website [login to view URL] social media. which includes facebook, instagra...Timing will be according to whenever the traffic is high. hashtags should be relevant and drive the engagement and likes and traffic to websites. you will also post memes, jokes, puzzles to keep engagement. drive to more than 100 users

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    Per our discussion you will be managing my website [login to view URL] social media. which includes faceboo...Timing will be according to whenever the traffic is high. hashtags should be relevant and drive the engagement and likes and traffic to websites. you will also post memes, jokes, puzzles to keep engagement. drive to more than 100 users every day.

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    I need you to create an engaging and funny video from clips available online. We are a cell phone repair company in Houston, Texas and we want a video we can run an ad on that will potentially go viral. You will find clips of people dropping their phones, phones breaking, or phone accidents and compile them into a comedic video. I want the video to

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    c...Create content quotes edit picture and upload. I will increase followers per week 100+ in your pinterest. minimum of 20 postings daily ALONG WITH RELEVANT HASH TAGS, MEMES< JOKES, PUZZLES. Make sure there is more than 100+ fan following on a daily basis. NO FAKE VISITORS AND TRAFFIC TO SITE AND BOUNCE RATE TO BE LOW and SESSION TIME TO BE HIGH

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    I want a new funny sticker for my webshop --> www.urinal-sticker.com. The sticker changes design when someone pees on it. The sticker must have to 2 layers. Layer on top is partly black and when you pee on the sticker the black colour will be removed and you can see everything from the 2nd layer. Please see website and attached image for examples

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    ...just need it to be built. I want A Best Joke Application Both Online and Offline In Offline it shows with jokes only by text but by online a new options will be available to view jokes image and download or like other in which user see jokes image and download it. I have a Linux database where we put the all data. and I need it very fast to be done

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    Project: to create a logo for a new vegan website "SparkInVegan". Logo has to be original at the same time easy to remember and quite funny, to match the ideology of vegan/vegetarian nutrition, health and good vibes. Price 40 USD

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    Need somebody who’s good at comedy. Adding five jokes to a small writing project.

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    I’m doing a funny project. So I need an image of Donald Trump on a very muscular bodybuilder looking body. He should look like the greek god zeus and be throwing a lighting bolt at hillary clinton. Like I said this should be a funny picture, meant for a funny project so have fun with it!

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    A funny screenplay for reading out loud boring online profiles. Imagine reading yellow pages to a friend... How can you make it entertaining? How can you tell about person's name, age, location, job in many different and humorous ways?

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    I am looking for a FRONT and BACK cover for my new book. The title is: Dad Jokes - Father's Day Edition It will be 6x9, large easy to read title, eye-catching colors and since this is geared towards men please do not add girly [login to view URL] is a joke book so please keep that in mind. We still want the cover to be kid friendly, so nothing vulgar or obscene

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    i need a basic app with jokes which can be uploded on play store and which consists of my admob ad units

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    Looking for someone who is strong in social media marketing. should be able to create good content, attractive images, drive traffic and followers, post nice memes and jokes and quotes. should be creative and not just post the content

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    i'm looking for ebook writer to write a dad jokes ebook around 10k words with attached simple illustration inside. Full payment upon completion 10 days upon project acceptance Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content To apply, please send me your past work sample of joke book/simple draft so i

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    ...speech and short introductions to our guest speakers. This speech should be both entertaining and insightful. Our ideal candidate for this contract: - Has perfect command of English (native speakers only) - Knows how speech writing is different from article writing - Has written speeches before - Knows how to spice up the speech with jokes to make

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