Dear Sir/Madam:
Greetings and good morning! I am Mr. Arthur H. Benitez, a graduate of B.S. in Computer Science from the MSU-Iligan Institute of Technology, the University of the Philippines' sister school here in the southern major island of Mindanao, Philippines.
I was quite happy to see your "Creative Writer: Messages and Card Verses Samples" ad because 1.] I am quite humorous in my "everyday" demeanor; and 2.] I'd like to "try out" this job too, since it's quite interesting. Anything, without further "ado", here are my sample birthday greetings:
1.] “I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome. You know why, my love? Because you get more practice; more practice at S*X, etc.. (He-he-he!). Anyways, Happy natal day, my Sweetheart!”
2.] An actor who got more famous as he got older once said “You can't help getting older, BUT you don't have to get old”. Know what it means? It means you may PHYSICALLY and/or BIOLOGICALLY get old, but in your heart, you don't have to FEEL old. Anyways, Happy natal day, my Sweetheart! And don't you worry; you're still as fresh as the day I first met you..
Anyways, Sir/Ma'm, I "did" those two in like, 10 to 15 minutes.. If you liked what you read, then please don't hesitate to "message" me here or send me an e-mail via my GMail account (artomarbenitez @ GMail dot com). Thank you and have a good day..