Content Writers Needed ASAP

I need one line responses to use for replying to men seeking woman ads online. These one line sentences need to be UNIQUE and make sense to the reader. The reader is a 25yr old single guy looking to meetup with single women and go on a date. Here are example sentences... tired of tons of spam ads? hit me up then and lets talk :) real girl here, no webcams or credit cards required lol, i hate spam too if ur real reply with "duh im real" and then lets talk hey whats up, read ur ad and just wanted to see if ur legit or not. hey stud, how are u doing today? tired of spam ads, then hit me up and lets chat for real, no webcams! yeah im real and no some webcam girl trying to get your credit card, reply if ur legit and wanna chill. real chick, not a porn star or fat slob just trying to find someone chill to hangout with, reply if interested! hey stud whats up how are u doing today? reply with "123 real dude" in the subject line if your tired of spam ads and wanna meet a real chick! hey dude whats up, im jessica, how are u doing 2day? looking to chill tonight if u have some free time! hey wanna grab some drinks tonight and just sit and relax somewhere? hey i dont have work tomorrow and im down for anything, what about you? im not spam, dont want ur credit card or to view a webcam, just looking to go out for drinks tonight! I need this done in 1 day.