Create a simple executable and teach it to me

I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed for Windows . I need a lazy coder to make me a parking pass generator. I say lazy because I want this made as simple as possible, and lazy people tend to be good at doing the bare minimum. The windows program is an executable. It asks what time you will arrive and how much time you want. The program then overlays that arrival time and departure time (in a custom font) on top of an image, so the text background must be transparent. Furthermore, it overlays the current date. The program Is also able to print just the image and overlaid text. Aesthetics are not important in this project, just functionality. The most important part of the project is your ability to teach me basic parts of the code. What IDE to use, and how I could change the background image, placement of text, etc.