Sup cool guy? Let's skip all the intro blahblahs and get to the point. Here are some of my ideas how you could show everyone how cool you are in just few lines. If you like 'em, please tell me and we can make some more, it's really easy to do it.
My name's James,
the wonder of handsomeness.
Versatile and trained,
in both body and brain.
My flow is smooth,
my words come out cool,
I'm your man,
so remember the name.
James!