Create a VOICE for new platform for busy parents

Hi there! We are looking for one-time (aspiring, recovering etc.) English major at UC Berkeley – caliber school who is blessed with a gift for creating characters. Why & What: We’re 5 motivated individuals creating a platform to help busy parents to focus on key areas of their kid’s development in a fun and mutually engaging way. This platform needs a VOICE to help us translate all this boring scientific chit-chat and recommendations in a frank, confident, a bit ironic, no-bs conversation with the user. The VOICE needs to resonate with a loving, busy parent (no gender / racial references), who: ­- Is very worried that they are missing something important in their kid’s development, ­- Desperately lacks time, but always finds an opportunity to spend at least 10 minutes with the child on a daily basis, ­- Wants to spend this rare moments with MAX efficiency (benefit, result) but have fun and create memorable moments at the same time, ­ - Genuinely cares about doing the right thing for their kid and want them to succeed as well-rounded individuals, ­ - Is professional and competent, does not accept nonsense and BS, pseudo-scientific advice, ­ - Knows there are some lessons that only a parent could and should teach, ­- Takes all his feelings and parental “problems” with sufficient amount of self-irony Initially, this would be a remote (paid) part-time engagement (think 50 – 100 independent 4-5 sentence paragraphs per week for 3 -4 months), with a potential for joining us full-time as a “MASTER” VOICE to cover all our content for all relevant media platforms (WEB, APP, SOCIAL MEDIA etc.). If YOU think you can help us to find our VOICE, please fill out the quick form below - we’ll do great things together, likely retire early and perhaps even buy a reasonably-sized yacht! [login to view URL] Thanks, Vas