Enabling full banking

I am looking for a kind professional who is wiling to organise my international banking for me. I would really appreciate it: 1) German bank account: ask bank to reopen online banking account, buy a German mobile phone number with SMS online, submit this to them for banking, then to me so I can use it. Ask them to kindly send me new bank card, in meantime please use your address and forward or directly to my address (depends on status). Please also call them and activate my credit card again as well as online banking payment it asks for a code. 2) Second German bank please submit new mobile phone number to them for online banking and kindly ensure it works 3) UK bank please enable online banking with them, it is partially set up and needs to be completed, for this again UK online number unless they accept other number 4) saving account international please submit new phone number for them to enable transfers 5) if needed please open international banking account for US and ensure funds can be transferred to and from there 6) kindly set up paypal for all above accounts (and perhaps an additional account needs to be opened, I hope not necessary) 7) apply for 3 further credit cards for me I much appreciate this. Please do reach out, I would love to complete this. I send best regards