Spoiler alert meme jobs
...business (selling digital items) that are not typical for eBay, so off-the-shelf apps aren't capable of handling. It should be a standalone Windows app. Key features you should be able to develop: - Listing Quantity updates -- Update my local inventory count as items sell -- Pull from my local inventory files on demand and update quantities available on eBay accordingly - Order Tracking -- Alert on new orders -- Identify repeat customers -- Pull specific info from buyer note or buyer messages -- Help with fulfillment by pointing to locations inventory is available (i.e. from local files) -- Have a place to store images related to transaction - Buyer Interaction -- Function for sending and interacting with buyer messages integrated in the tool. -- Templa...
We're on the lookout for skilled animators adept at infusing life into our milkbag persona through captivating and witty Instagram Reels and animated content. Our ideal candidate possesses a solid grasp of animation principles and consistently delivers top-notch content showcasing our milkbag character. These animations should be both original and influenced by popular meme GIFs, adding a distinct flair to each creation. Responsibilities: Craft engaging Instagram Reels and animated content featuring our milkbag character. Take the lead in brainstorming ideas and concepts for new animations. Maintain a steady workflow to meet deadlines consistently. Collaborate closely with our team to ensure the animations resonate with our brand and vision. Requirements: Proficiency in anim...
I'm looking for a skilled and experienced developer to create a custom point of sale system for my restaurant. The system needs to be robust and support a variety of features, including: - Inventory Management: The system should allow me to keep track of stock levels, and alert me when items need to be restocked. - Employee Time Clock: An easy-to-use clock to allow employees to log their hours accurately. The system should be able to support a menu of 1-100 items. Additionally, it should seamlessly process payments, including credit cards and mobile payments. A cash-only option is also required. Ideal candidates should have experience in developing similar systems, possess strong coding skills, and be able to create a user-friendly and intuitive interface. The ability to del...
We're on the lookout for skilled animators adept at infusing life into our milkbag persona through captivating and witty Instagram Reels and animated content. Our ideal candidate possesses a solid grasp of animation principles and consistently delivers top-notch content showcasing our milkbag character. These animations should be both original and influenced by popular memes, adding a distinct flair to each creation. Responsibilities: - Craft engaging Instagram Reels and animated content featuring our milkbag character. - Take the lead in brainstorming ideas and concepts for new animations. - Maintain a steady workflow to meet deadlines consistently. - Collaborate closely with our team to ensure the animations resonate with our brand and vision. Requirements: - Proficiency in anim...
I need a Pine Script expert to create an alert for my custom indicator. Key Requirements: - Develop a set of codes to let my custom indicator to send signal - Mainly, I use daily chart but I want the signal to create an alert before the bar close. For instance if the daily bar close at 4:00 am, it has to calculate everything around 3:45 am and then send the signal immediately after that. - Please note that I have my custom indicator finished written so you might like to create the signal only when the conditions are met. Ideal Skills: - Strong Pine Script and Trading Indicator experience. - Excellent understanding of trading and financial markets. - Ability to optimize code for performance. - Effective communication and support for the project.
...live map moving for Delivery man location tracking on User App - Change Splash Screen - Payment Gateway Already integrated and need some changes (In Present version – User need to enter the UPI ID & then Go to their UPI App Manually for making the Payment. I need like “While clicking the UPI App Logo – The UPI App needs to open with the payment flow automatically”. - Ensure Proper notification alert - Store Wallet : Need to add only the item price with deduction of admin order commission - Price Variation in Store Login and User Interface - To Ensure Proper Functions of Campagin - A new section for Display Combo Offers on Index Page - To add Free Bees on checkout page on different modules – different products - To update the entire code with late...
I need an expert in developing an asset-specific signal indicator on TradingView. This tool is to alert me specifically about Forex, Cryptocurrencies, and Indices. Your spectrum of skills and experience should be able to facilitate: - Proficient in TradingView tools and language - Understanding of Forex, Cryptocurrencies, and Indices - Proven experience in creating signal indicators Please share your relevant portfolio while bidding. Your prior experience in this domain will help me assess the potential collaborations better. Thank you.
...Dashboard**: - Provide a dashboard for employees to view assigned tasks, deadlines, and progress. - Allow employees to update task statuses and provide updates. 5. **Client Dashboard**: - Enable clients to track task progress and view remaining time until completion. - Display task status and any updates provided by employees. 6. **Notifications**: - Implement notifications to alert users about upcoming deadlines and task updates. 7. **Security and Authentication**: - Ensure secure user authentication and data protection measures. 8. **Budget Considerations**: - Bid accordingly considering the budget constraints. - Optimize development efforts to stay within the budget while meeting project requirements. By focusing on these key points and considering...
We have a voip app, voice calling with sip and fcm setup for the push notifications, we like to have a call alert like whatsapp calling alert that can handle both foreground and background states in Android and iOS. Also mention if somebody already worked on this type of feature, bid and connect to show a demo. Feature Required: Call Notification Incoming Screen Alert on App background and foreground State both killed or behind other apps. When you accept the call redirect to the ongoing call screen and call get connected with sip.
Hi, I have my website that is an old domain. I used to be in the top five on local search before the COVID. Now I have almost no search traffic No alert from google in the search consol I have quiet some content on the website. The website is fast. Some time ago bad SEO guy did some bad links that I removed throught the search console Somebody has been doing some linking since 8 month and I'm still very low. I'm looking for someone who can tell me what could be fixed, or if I need to change domain name... Thanks
Winner picked within 24 hours I'm in need of a fun mascot logo for my meme crypto project. The logo should be modern but still carry a sense of playfulness. Please read all! We are looking for a logo for a cryptocurrency project about the law of attraction. The logo has to be a caricature of Albert Einstein. The logo has to have a blue theme. We are launching on Base Chain, which has a blue theme, and we want to match the colouring where possible (see base logo). Einstein could be holding a coin (but not essential). The coin would be called the "Law of Attraction Coin" with the ticker symbol $LOA. Time is of the essence with this one and we really need it completed by the end of today. Example below- Albert Einstein example below also Winner picked today Shor...
I need a meticulous Pinescript programmer to create custom alerts and visually mark specific zones on TradingView charts based on my detailed sp...clarifying any ambiguous instructions and possess a strong focus on accuracy. Key duties of this project include: Based on 15min Chart: a. Mark out Asia High and Low b. Mark out Cumulative Order Zones (COZ), also known as Fair Value Gap based on my definition c. Mark out Order Block (OB) based on my definition d. Mark out Liquidity Gap Zone (LGZ) based on my definition e. Alarms/alert whenever these occur: ei. Moment when price action sweeps Asia High or Low, and then enters COZ or OB zones, with an inefficient price movement in the 5 min chart eii. Moment when price action sweeps Asia High or Low, and then t...
...of a surah to navigate directly to it. 3. Choose from 2 different colors: White on Black background night mode, black on White background daylight mode. 4. Font size: Small to large 5. Quran Font: Mushaf-Tajweed and Uthmanic. 6. Tajweed Rules: Show or hide. 7. Progress Tracking: Keeps track of your Quranic engagement and helps accommodate your specific reading patterns and goals where it will alert you if missed. This can be turned off. 8. Bookmark your recitation under favorites. 9. Languages: Arabic 10. It should be Privacy Priority: Prioritizes user privacy in all its functionalities. Your privacy is our priority and commitment. 11. Guided by Islamic Values: Developed with a commitment to Islamic principles and values. 12. Qibla finder 13. Prayer time 14. Duas 15. Masji...
(Self Employeed Applicants only - Not corporate businesses please) I have a need for a captivating and user-friendly website that provides comprehensive information about the cryptocurrency - MemeCoin. The ideal freelancer for this project would have: - Proficiency in web development and design with experience in Crypto Meme Coins projects. Key Features to be included: - Short website with 1 page total but fully visual and rich in artistic design.
...focus on animated or video content. - A strong understanding of social media and knowledge of best practices for each platform. - A portfolio showcasing previous work on similar projects, with a proven track record of driving engagement and promoting products through design. Template Types Required: 1- Weekly Crypto Highlights: A news bulletin format to showcase key cryptocurrency news. 2- Price Alert: A template to highlight significant price changes of specific tokens. 3- New Blog Post: A promotional template to announce new blog entries. 4- Partnership Announcement: A template to announce new partnerships, featuring dual branding. 5- Global Crypto Events of the Week: A template to outline major global cryptocurrency events including the event name, country, and dates. 6- Let...
...development of this API, you should have a good understanding of it or be able to quickly grasp its functionalities. - Trading Experience: It would be beneficial if you have prior experience in developing automated trading systems. - Predefined criteria: The system should be able to automatically buy and sell based on specific predefined criteria. - Risk Management: Implementing a risk management and alert system would be a great addition to ensure the safety of the trading process. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in API integration, particularly with the Zerodha Excel API. - Prior experience in developing automated trading systems. - Strong understanding of trading processes and risk management. - Ability to work with predefined criteria and implement them effectively...
I'm looking for a talented animator to create a captivating explainer video for my meme coin project. The content should be engaging and educational, effectively explaining the concept behind the coin. USA based polifi narrative. If you can run episodes that would be great Key Requirements: - The video should be in an animation style, making it visually appealing and easy to understand for viewers. - Prior experience in creating explainer videos for cryptocurrency projects is a plus. - Understanding of meme coin culture and its appeal to cryptocurrency enthusiasts is crucial to ensure the video resonates with the target audience. Feel free to provide samples of your previous work in a similar style. Looking forward to collaborating with a skilled professional who can ...
(By My Invite Only) I'm seeking a talented graphic artist to create 10-20 pieces of digital artwork for my project. This involves the production of both 2D static images and GIFs, all centered around the theme of humor. Essential Skills and Requirements: - Proficient in generating high-quality 2D designs - Ability to create eye-catching, hilarious GIFs - Strong grasp of current trends in meme culture - Excellent sense of humor and understanding of comic timing in visual media
...to generate Fakemon within established rules Built in pokemart with the GM To easily adjust prices and what not along with ability to setup specials/deals Ability to set up towns (EX Team flow enters twist tree, changes quest log, changes mart?/ mystery eggs?) Ability to easily subtract and add combat stages Etc. (Both players and mons) with a button press Pre Programmed level moves added Alert and system in place to automatically comply with the base stat relation Evolution reminder Drop down nature selector for pokemon ? System in place for trainers regarding features/edges to make it more seamless Combat tab ( This would include your potions, moves and battle items in one place to hopefully make combat more efficient ?) Easy method for GM to send generated pokemon she...
I'm seeking an experienced writer to create a comprehensive and informative article suitable for investors about a meme coin project. (USA polifi meta related) Key points the article should cover includes: - The project's vision and mission - USA polifi narrative based - Technical aspects of the coin - Future plans The ideal writer for this job should have a deep understanding of the cryptocurrency market, with a specific focus on meme coins. You should also have a strong portfolio of writing engaging and informative articles tailored towards investors in the cryptocurrency space.
...functionality. 2. Migration to a New Platform: - The website needs to be successfully migrated to a new platform of your recommendation. - Ideally, this platform should offer better features, scalability, and customization options compared to Catchypages. 3. Basic App Development: - Creation of a basic app that can be used With gps trackers with a customised button for users to send sos message alert - The app should be user-friendly and integrated with the website and tracking software. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in website optimization and migration, especially from Catchypages to a new platform. - Experience in basic app development, focusing on tracking and messaging functionalities. - Familiarity with Cloudflare and other recommended platforms for ...
Requirements for the job: - Signup for Hetzner Cloud () - Create a Cloud Project () - Invite me to the project with this email: joshua+freelancer-hetzner@treudler...Hetzner Cloud Instance - Configuration of a Hetzner Cloud Volume for Storage - Migrate existing websites and reconfigure everything as required - Implementation of Cloudflare Cache to speedup websites - Documentation Additional tasks offered by me, if required later on: - Regularly Updates - Intensive Monitoring Service (currently Monitoring from 4 locations world-wide, sending me an critical alert on my phone so I can intervene) - Further Support Info: - Please note that a Plesk license is required after the trial period of 30 days. - All work will be tracked using the Freelancer.com Desktop App.
I need a web-based contract management application with alerts system to remind m...contract management application with alerts system to remind me of contract termination dates. Key Features: - Contract Entry System: The application must allow for storage and retrieval of specific contract details which include the contract value, duration, name, start date and end date. - Sorting Functionality: A key requirement is for contracts to be sorted primarily by their end dates. - Alert Mechanism: The application should notify me noticeably in advance of each contract's expiry date. Ideal Freelancer: You should be a skilled application developer with experience in creating management systems with sort-function and notification features. Understanding of contract management would b...
I have a base white paper ready for a meme token that needs to be minted on the Solana blockchain. The task will involve creating a website for this token as well. Key Deliverables: - Mint a meme token on the Solana blockchain with predefined parameters, focusing on basic creation. - Develop a WordPress website for the token that includes detailed Tokenomics. Additional Requirements: - Ensure the website is professional, engaging, and provides a clear understanding of the tokenomics. - The token minting process should be user-friendly and seamless. - Set up the token on all relevant screeners and platforms for cryptocurrencies. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Solana blockchain and token creation. - Experience in developing websites on WordPress, specificall...
I'm looking for a capable developer to build an application focused on tracking prices and providing price drop alerts for Indian e-commerce platforms. The app, which will be available on Android, needs to provide efficient product search capability and I would also like to include user account login functionality and push notifications. Key skills required for this project include Android app development, experience with price tracking algorithms, and a knowledge of Indian e-commerce platforms.
PLEASE BID ONLY AFTER READING! START YOUR BID WITH "I am a Human" for me to read your message. I'm seeking a skilled web developer for the creation of a meme token website. Your task will be to construct a site that's engaging and easy to navigate for crypto investors, meme enthusiasts, and the general public. THIS WILL BE A PARODY OF THE AUDLT WEBSITE BUT WITH FUNNY MEME CONTENT. Key Features: - UI: This website will be a paradoy of one of the adult websites. This website will have similar UI like adult website will instead of porn videos, this will have funny videos. example -Like button on videos (For engagement): User should be able to like a video unlimited time and we should be able to track numbers. Example- User connects their wallet (cr...
I need a searchable website that tracks product prices from Indian e-commerce platforms, providing alerts when those prices drop. Here's what the ideal candidate should do: - Implement a feature to search for products - Integrate a system to track current prices - Create an a...for products - Integrate a system to track current prices - Create an alerts system for price drops SKILLS & EXPERIENCE: A successful freelancer should have prior experience in developing price tracking tools and working with Indian e-commerce APIs. Familiarity with popular Indian e-commerce platforms and their price structure is a must. Additionally, knowledge of how to integrate a compelling alert system is crucial. This candidate must demonstrate attention to detail and possess strong data manag...
...scam scores for URLs processed within Splunk. Custom SPL Command: Implement a custom SPL command that allows users to invoke the my API directly from the Splunk search bar. Interactive Dashboards: Develop interactive Splunk dashboards that display scam scores and relevant analysis. Configuration Interface: Create a simple UI within Splunk for configuring the plugin settings, such as API keys and alert thresholds. Automated Alerts: Set up automated alerts in Splunk based on scam score thresholds to notify users of potential threats. Documentation: Provide comprehensive documentation for installation, configuration, and usage of the plugin. Testing and Quality Assurance: Conduct thorough testing to ensure functionality, reliability, and security. Required Skills and Qualifications ...
We have a VoIP app in flutter, voice calling with sip and FCM setup for the push notifications, we like to have a call alert like WhatsApp calling alert that can handle both foreground and background states in Android and iOS. If somebody already worked on this type of feature, bid and connect to show a demo.
I'm seeking a skilled...extensive modules as PDF files in a database. Key requirements are: • Implement an alert system, which both sends an email notification and highlights a newly added module on the website. • The portal should allow direct access without the need for user authentication - no registration or login process. • The portal needs to connect with cloud storage solutions such as Dropbox or Google Drive, for seamless integration of new PDF module uploads. The ideal person for this project will have extensive experience in web development, particularly in creating interactive and dynamic web portals. Proficiency in integrating with cloud storage solutions is essential. The ability to implement a crisp and efficient alert system for the we...
I need an Android application developer with experience i...communicate seamlessly with a smart meter. - Real-time data monitoring: The application should have the ability to monitor data from the smart meter in real-time and incorporate effective data visualization methods. Specific Display Requirements: - Numeric values: For utmost clarity, the application needs to display the data gathered from the smart meter numerically. - Alert notifications: The application should be capable of sending alert notifications based on specific data conditions. If you have experience in handling these requirements and a thorough understanding of BLE device interfacing, I'd like to hear from you. Coding expertise in Android application development and excellent debugging skills are a ...
We have a VoIP app in flutter, voice calling with sip and fcm setup for the push notifications, we like to have a call alert like whatsapp calling alert that can handle both foreground and background states in Android and iOS. If somebody already worked on this type of feature, bid and connect to show a demo.
i want to create a meme picture where we put the face of the person onto the man on the box of wine
I have developed a meme coin and I’m going to get a billboard in New York City, I need a billboard designed that looks fun and entertaining, colorful backgrounds. On the billboard you will put at the top “Who Has The Biggest DCK” the. At the bottom Or side you will put our website Dimensions for the billboard can be found at this link: From what I understand it’s a perfect square 18,000 ft.² We have a few logos below. You are free to use one of the logos or a few of the logos to have this creation made. It’s all up to you.
make reviews on website not go live automatically but ONLY after admin approval. to AVOID SPAM and false reviews (also create email alert for notice of "new review pending" status when created - to go to signsdelivered@gmail .com)
...about their experience. Three months into the subscription: Email and WhatsApp follow-up. Six months into the subscription: Email and WhatsApp check-in. One month before renewal: Email and WhatsApp reminder. Fourteen days before renewal: Email reminder. Ten days before renewal: WhatsApp reminder. Three days before renewal: Email and WhatsApp notification. On the day of expiry: Email and WhatsApp alert. Additionally, a sequence of emails would be scheduled if the customer doesn't renew: One day after expiry One month after expiry Three months after expiry Six months after expiry Eleven and a half months after expiry One year and one day after expiry We will also transition from HubSpot to Odoo CRM. Moreover, we require a chat widget implemented on our websites, generating a ...
...to offer actionable insights. Key features and objectives of the proposed solution include: Flow State Recognition: Identify and analyze periods of optimal focus and productivity to enhance overall performance. Stimulation Awareness: Detect situations of high stimulation, allowing users to manage their environment for optimal cognitive functioning. Burnout and Strain Prediction: Anticipate and alert users to potential burnout risks, fostering mental well-being. Task-Specific Focus Analysis: Evaluate and report on user focus levels during specific tasks, aiding in task optimization. Healthy Habit Building: Utilize ML and AI to provide personalized recommendations for cultivating and maintaining healthy cognitive habits. By addressing the current void in tools for monitoring and ...
...defeature it before meshing. Study must use symmetry to conduct the simulations over half of the body of the car in order to save time and computational costs. - Design of Experiment for a Roof Spoiler: Using three geometric parameters for the shape and position of the spoiler, which will each be tested at three different values (for a total of nine simulations), with the effects of adding the spoiler compared to the baseline model. - Design of Experiment for a Rear Diffuser: Similar to the above, but this time for the purpose of determining the design of a rear diffuser to go with the previously determined spoiler configuration Ideally, the freelancer should have prior experience in simulating complex car models using Ansys Fluent and expertise in conductin...
I'm looking for a skilled developer to help enhance my existing email alert site with new features, and to address existing issues.
I am looking for a skilled Excel dashboard developer to build a proficient tool to track vital business metrics a balance scorcard. The ideal candidate for...conversion rate. Key Project Details: - I already have specific KPIs to be tracked and would share them with you post project initiation. - The dashboard should be designed to automatically update on a monthly basis based on manual input that would be added to calculation sheet for each kPI. - The dashboard must be easy to read, understand, and interactive. - the dash board should include risk alert for KPIs we are falling behind in My expectations are high, and I'm looking for someone equally fastidious in their work, precise and perfection-oriented. I appreciate candor, creativity and thoughtfulness in the problem-s...
I'm looking for a talented developer to create an overlay extension for my Twitch channel. The primary function of ...Configurability: I need the ability to set the frequency at which these topics are displayed. It should be configurable, for example, every 5 minutes, 10 minutes, or 15 minutes. I also need to have the ability to custom create topics. - Topics that can be loaded (Default - using top conversation starters that I can provide) or custom added by chat (Via Bits) or streamer/mods. - Integrated sound alert for this. The ideal candidate for this project should have: - Proficiency in Twitch Extension development. - Experience with real-time data integration. - Strong understanding of UI/UX design principles for overlays. - Ability to create a configuration panel for...
...designer to put clothes on a meme dog image. The dog's outfit should be styled in a fantasy or themed manner, specifically as a pirate or superhero. Requirements: - Build on the meme dog's existing image, transforming it with stylish, high-quality pirate or superhero attire. - Retain the original background of the meme dog image. - The final image should be well-blended and look naturally integrated, maintaining the essence of the meme. Ideal Skills/Experience: - Proven experience in graphic design, particularly in editing and enhancing images. - Creativity to visualize and create a themed outfit for the meme dog. - Attention to detail and ability to ensure a seamless integration of the new clothing with the original image. Note: I'...
I'm in need of a creative designer who can help me create 5-7 variations of my existing logo. - Style: The ideal candidate should have a knack for designing fun and cartoonish graphics. We want these variations to be engaging and memorable. - Purpose: These variations will be pivotal in boosting social media engagement. Therefore, it's crucial that the designer can create variations that are not only visually appealing but also have the potential to go viral. - Platform: The primary platform for these variations will be Twitter. The designer should be able to create logos that are optimized for this specific social media platform. - Skills: You should have a strong portfolio that demonstrates your expertise in creating fun and engaging designs that are suitable for social me...
I'm looking for a talented developer to create an o...extension should be able to pop up a new topic for discussion on the screen that all viewers and the streamer can see and also prompts us in chat. - Configurability: I need the ability to set the frequency at which these topics are displayed. It should be configurable, for example, every 5 minutes, 10 minutes, or 15 minutes. I also need to have the ability to custom create topics. - Integrated sound alert for this. The ideal candidate for this project should have: - Proficiency in Twitch Extension development. - Experience with real-time data integration. - Strong understanding of UI/UX design principles for overlays. - Ability to create a configuration panel for the extension. ### Give me solution how will you implement ...
...Character 2: Yeah, I hear it's the latest meme coin on Solana. People are talking about it everywhere. [Scene 3: Black Swana's Journey] [Setting: Trading platform] Character 3: The value of Black Swana is skyrocketing! Should we invest in it? Character 4: Let's ride the wave and see where it takes us. [Scene 4: The Black Swana Frenzy] [Setting: Social media feeds] Character 5: Black Swana is the talk of the town! To the moon! Character 6: I'm all in on Black Swana. Let's make some digital riches! [Scene 5: The Black Swana Crash?] [Setting: Virtual newsroom] News Anchor: Breaking news - Black Swana's price has taken a sudden dip. Is this the end of the Black Swana frenzy? [Scene 6: Lessons Learned] [Setting: Virtual cafe] Character 7: Investing in...
...Grafana 8 alerts to Grafana 10. Your proposal should include detailed project plans and timelines for completing the following tasks: - Alert Configuration: This includes setting up and configuring alerts based on specific metrics, thresholds and conditions. - Alert Rule Mapping: You'll be responsible for ensuring that all alert rules are correctly mapped from Grafana 8 to Grafana 10. - Alert Notifications: Set up the necessary alert notifications to ensure they are received by the relevant parties promptly and efficiently. Ideal candidates should have: - Extensive experience with Grafana and its alerting system - A proven track record of successful alert migration projects - Excellent communication skills and a proactive approach to prob...
...required. Tasks: -Manage schedule for 3 to 4 staff members. -Reply to all client inquiries via email and telephone (excellent English skills are a must!) -Be a liaison between our clients and our project manager to help both sides understand the requirements and expectations of the other. -Make outbound telemarketing calls to interest potential buyers in our products. -Must be energetic, alert, driven, passionate, and a self starter. -Prepare invoices and follow up on payments. -Excellent knowledge of Adobe PDF editing, Google docs, sheets and Google Drive, Please attach a résumé to your bed as well as a RECORDING of your voice in order to assess your English speaking skills. This recording must not be longer than 60 seconds and you should use that reco...
