Create short funny stories

I require a skilled writer for writing stories in romanian or in english.? All stories? should have something funny? . ## Deliverables ? ? ? ? I need the stories for my blog. You can make single stories or series. The stories should be between 400 - 1000 words (usually i? write 600 words articles).? The blog is being read by? common people. I think a price of 10$ is ok for an english story and 15$ for? romanian stories.? ? ? ? ? Please mention in your bid how many stories you can provide? (i hope? you can? plenty of stories -? 50, 100, 200 as much as you can)? . ? Also pleasemention if you consider this is a faire price or you want more.? ? ? ? ? You can take your time to bid and to think about working with me because i am not in a hurry. I will select more people for this job as i will regulary need stories.? ? ? ? ? After i read your bid and i like you, i might ask you for? some samples of stories to see if you understood everything correct.? ? ? ? ? Than you for reading this and please excuse my bad english. Best regards, Mario.