- IF YOUR ENGLISH IS ANYWHERE BUT FLAWLESS, STOP HERE AND MOVE TO ANOTHER POST!
- IF YOU APPLIED TO ANY OTHER OF MY POSTS AND FAILED, DON'T REAPPLY!
- IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE, TELL US WHAT YOU LOVE AND WE'LL CONSIDER THE LEGITIMACY OF SUCH A TRAIT!
Hello, celebrity (& chocolate ) lover!
We're Klarecon - An international content publisher that has its content viewed on all the biggies such as Yahoo, MSN, ESPN, Fox, CNN, and well, you get the idea.
We mainly write about celebrities and engaging stories.
We're also growing (And not only because we eat a lot of KitKats), so we need to hire new content writers.
Is that you?
Are you sure?
Well, your English has to be SUPERB.
Didn't you write about celebrities yet? No worries, we have a short crash course about how exactly we would like you to write (or not) our items. You'll get the recipe to create the most delicious chocolate-chips cookies, but you'll have to bring the ingredients, our oven is ready!
How would we know that? We'll send you some tests (2) and verify your quality. If you're not willing to do this, please, don't apply.
What will make you fail?
- Not proofing your content
- Plagiarism of any sort
- Grammar mistakes
- Boring writing style
- Wrong/deceitful facts
- Bad communication with us
Payment?
Of course, we're all here for some extra $$$, aren't we?
Our pricing model is QUALITY based and item-based, but for the sake of simplifying things, I'll explain it on a per-word basis.
1. For the first 1000 words in a day, assuming that were no reason for us to send you back your piece for a rewrite/fix, you'll get 1 cent per word.
2. For each additional word for the next 700 words in the same day, you'll get 1.15 cents per word (assuming no rewrite/fix is needed)
3. For any number of words that exceeds the above amount, you'll get 1.25 cents per word (assuming no rewrite/fix is required)
Weekly bonuses and other quality bonuses also apply, just be that good!
BUT
The above three stages only incentivize for quantity, which usually results in low quality. So, you'll not be able to write more than 1000 words if you'll receive your text to fix or rewrite. And if this happens, the paid price will be reduced by 10%.
You probably think now: "Hey, of course, they'll resend, they want to pay less these people." I have an answer for you: NO! We want as little hassle as possible, and as many more QUALITY item pieces, we can get. We have endless demand.
In the above requirement, you'll need to choose or create image collages as well and upload it to WordPress (will teach you, it's a piece of cake. Nutella chocolate cake!).
We're a non-bullshi** kind of company, so please, only apply if you're a good writer with an ability to write perfect and engaging content, else, please - don't waste yours and our time.
We don't need any SEO, please don't offer these kinds of services.
Good luck!
Oren
Greetings!
I am a professional in providing high quality chocolate based content writing service. I stand in the top 4% freelancers and I will love to work on this project. Please contact to see my previous work.
Thank You,
Revival
I've carefully checked your "Content Writer that Loves CHOCOLATE" project and really interested in this job. Can you send me a message? Then we can discuss the details and build a long term & healthy business relationship with each other.i have read all Job description in detail. Please consider me for this task and check in my profile all Relevant Skills and Experience. Quality results and satisfied customers are my main priorities. King Regard,
Dear,
I will be the right candidate for your work as I have written several articles, research papers, essays and content writeups for both myself and my clients here in Freelance. I can assure you of top-notch quality of work at a reasonable price. Feel free to knock me for further discussion and samples of my previous works can be provided if needed.
I have a Postgraduate Degree (MBA) in Business Management from Anglia Ruskin University UK, an Undergraduate Degree (BA HONS) in Business Studies from Cardiff Metropolitan University UK, and an International Foundation Course Diploma in Business Studies from London School of Commerce UK.
Hi employer,
My name is Anulekha, and I am a final year Law student who loves to write and create engaging content. I understand that you are looking for a creative content writer who can communicate information about relevant topics in a compelling way. I believe I am the right candidate for your job.
I am proficient in the English language and have written several academic research papers in the past, so I understand how to write grammatically correct articles and free of any plagiarized content. I have written many blog articles and product descriptions for my clients in the past. As an experienced user researcher, I place a lot of emphasis on understanding what the target audience truly needs. I would describe my writing style to be engaging and modern. If I were selected for this job, I would aim to write content so that it genuinely captivates your target audience's attention and provides a well-researched account of the subject matter. I can write about 1500 words articles per day. And I will be an excellent part-time writer for you. I use Grammarly premium to check my article's grammar and plagiarism.
Please get in touch with me over chat for further inquiries. I would also be willing to share some of my previous writing work for your reference. Thanks for your consideration, and I look forward to hearing from you.
Best Wishes,
Anulekha.
Hi, I love chocolate as a matter of fact because I am Belgian. Indeed: I have chocolate in my blood. I am a sworn translator with 7 years of experience in specialized and technical multilingual administrative support and leadership and have 12 years of experience in translation. I also have 5 years of university education in Translation and International Relations and 10 years of expatriation experience. French is my mother tongue. I hold 2 degrees in translation and international relations in Russian, French and English. I have 12 years of experience in legal translation and several fields such as finance, accounting, medicine, tourism and administration. I offer a competitive rate and remain open to dialogue concerning the price of my services. I offer expertise, accuracy, availability, punctuality and efficiency. French is my mother tongue and I have a native like level of proficiency in English. With longterm experience in translation, editing and content writing from several languages, including English and French to English and French with several agencies, I believe I can be of significant input in your project. Let’s talk soon.
Hello there,
I am an experienced article writer, I assure you of high-quality work, SEO friendly, plagiarism-free, instructions followed and on-time delivery . I am interested to hear more about the project, if awarded I would be very happy to discuss this further and get started for you as soon as possible. Thanks! Sunita.
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Hello there,
I was reading some posts and then I saw this one, and I was like this looks so nice and mysterious, so I decided to reply to this post.
I'm obsessed with Nutella tho.
I would like to know what do you think.
Thank you so much,
Fátima Vicente.
As a chocolate lover, yes that much, I can tell the difference between 3 different chocolates if there was a competition or test *lol*. That's how much I love chocolates.
I am a good writer with proven English proficiency exams taken as well, hence I can engage well with this market audience. I have over 4 years of content writing experience. I look forward to proving that with the test and look forward to working with you.
Regards.
Hey, so I can see that you're a my type of people, hitting the nail on the head is my style and with my modern and research oriented style of writing, I guess you could say I should be the best candidate for your gig.
Oh, did I forget to tell you that I have a very witty style to my writing...... See what I did there.
Thank you for your time and I venture to say, you know I'm your guy, I know you know you it
hey dear Willy Wonka
I just came across this project and found it amusing . I won't lie or exaggerate about my skills because honesty is the best policy , but let's not make it all boring like privacy policy . the way this project is set to progress is fantastic and productive as far as I perceive , and I would love to be a part of it . well firstly because it pays and that's what I'm here for , but additionally this seems fun , Interesting and something I would enjoy doing , and things that we enjoy doing are the things we do the best , eating chocolates being one of them .
I'd love to be a part of it, see you on the other side ( or perhaps from the same side if I'm not selected )
-sayonara-
As an avid chocolate lover I would be a great fit for this project. I can do articles, creative writing, social media, and any other project that you need.
Greetings,
Just kidding. I don't copy and paste my proposals. I find it funny how people brag about having a PhD and yet for every 10 words they write, one is misspelled. I'm intrigued by your job description because I don't like bullshit either. I'll be more than happy to write a test article to prove my qualities. Hope to hear from you!
Dear,
I offer my service to carry out your project in a professional, agile, orderly manner and with total dedication, complying with all the requirements and suggestions that are given to me.
Sincerely,
Mary
Different way of writing. As an artist and having an MBA in creative writing I have a lot of different writing directions to follow so I can het through fast and easy.
Hi.
I will get to what makes me the best candidate for the project without beating around the bush.
1. I am an English major and have an impeccable command of the language
2. I learn fast. I might make mistakes in the beginning, but over time, with feedback, I will mould myself into the kind of writer you want me to be
3. I am a student with very little courseload and a lot of time on my hands. If revisions are needed, They will be incorporated in a quick and prompt fashion
4. I have Grammarly Premium
5. I LOVE Chocolate
I didn't want to add unnecessary details to the proposal and hence, The pointwise format I've employed.
After all, A no-bullshit company deserves a no-bullshit writer.
Cheers!
Hello, I am the right person for your content writing project. Your project is right up my alley. All requirements are noted and possessed, so I believe I'll be a good fit for your needs.
Just to let you know I am a vast experience in academic, research, article and any writing project for almost 5 years of experience and have a broad knowledge on writing with zero errors. As I concern that you need a precise and accurate writing in your project. I can make it within 5 working days.
As this is not my first-time doing writing for job, I assure you that I can provide you premium quality work within your given deadline. Here is my additional service for you:
1. I'll provide the first draft of writing to you.
2. Complete access to raw file in PDF or Word
3. I'll help 3 times minor amendment
4. Free from any plagiarisms
5. Latest updated source of referencing
Thank you for reviewing my personal and looking forward to your positive feedback.
Regards,
Hamdan Ramli
Expert Writer
