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I'll start with the sample you requested (bear in mind I do not yet know what makes your own styles and prints stand out, so I did what we're usually expected to do in the Content Writing game - I made some s#%! up.) Obviously I can change descriptions as per your products' features. * UNIQUE BUSINESS CARDS Want to make a lasting first impression with truly unique business cards? Customize any of our designs with a vast array of features for your preference. Want Square-shaped cards? Done! Circular cards? Folding cards with 3D Printing? How about one which double-folds like a file, inside which is a photograph of you in a clown outfit and a 3D red nose? (That last part we recommend for professional party clowns only, but hey; whatever floats your boat - we're cool.) Add shiny gloss, gold foil and other textures to make your cards stand out even more - if you're an artist or an actor, customize your card further with a tiny mini-portfolio to impress the hell out of prospective employers! Whatever you need, we can make it happen! * Th above description took me about fifty intermittent minutes (I was interrupted by chat from another client) but I think descriptions, once I have the features and don't have to make them up, will only take around forty, and I can do the ten product descriptions in about 2 days. The rest of the site will depend on what other products you have, what content you need. Feel free to contact me via msg or chat to discuss further. Milestones below.

Hello, my name is Santiago Rodriguez here's the sample you requested: (Let's say this is for your most basic paper for a business card) Ah, nothing beats a good old business card, be it for a small business or for you as a professional, you can't go wrong with the basics. This type of paper is best for advertising at large crowds, with a good design you can be sure you will leave an impression to a whole lot of people. (Took me about 5 minutes.) I hope you find it interesting, I can use more casual or a bit more formal language if you require. Thank you for your time. I would like to speak with you to craft the perfect descriptions for you. Kind regards, Santiago.

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The Sample: Create a wonderful window into your life on one little card and indulge in a variety of delectable business cards that are perfect for bakery start-ups or finger-licking establishments which deliver an air of sophistication or homeliness. We feature a range of elegant styles and textures that will promote the values and virtues of what you have to offer, regardless of your business venture.

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Hi, here are the 5 sentences that you've asked for: 1. Do you still look for a piece of paper to share you number? Oh you give a missed call. Not anymore! Get yourself a business card printed and look professional. 2. No matter how big you become, some people will always ask you to "introduce yourself". 3. You have all it takes; the acumen, the confidence, the attitude, why not a business card? 4. Why do a need a business card? Well, to look like a kind who has a business card. 5. No one cares how talented you are, unless you be the smart-ass and convey it in style with a creative business card. 6. Business card section! Disclaimer: No business for you. 7. No one's interested in your story? Try telling it through your business card.

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