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I want to build a simple CRM tool as a mobile application (iOS and Android) I have the Figma designs and prototypes for the project ready. The app will be used for: Customer management Keeping track of orders Sending automated SMS messages to customers The project will require a complete front-end and back-end development from scratch. I am happy to discuss what technology and language would be suitable for the project

More details: What style do you want for your t-shirt design? Minimalist or Abstract Who is the target audience for this t-shirt? Corporate Do you want the t-shirt design to include text, images, or both? Text and images Information for the shirt: 1. 2. Use any of the provided logos. 3. Prepare for Launch with Our Tech Expertise! Inspiration about our design element (None of this information needs to be on the shirt, inspiration for the designer only): Embrace innovation with our dynamic MSP company nestled on the vibrant East Coast, near the pulsating heart of the space industry. Our design showcases a fusion of technological prowess and strategic vision, symbolizing our commitment to propelling businesses to new heights. The rocket icon signifies our readines...

More details: What type of product do you want to sell on the website? Physical products Do you require an inventory management system integrated into your website? No, I will manage inventory externally How do you want to handle shipping? Integration with a third-party logistics provider

I'm currently encountering a pressing issue with my Python code and require immediate expert assistance. I'm employing Django to import tables to my MySQL database and continually receiving error messages. Key details: - Proficiency with Python, particularly in working with Django is an absolute necessity. - Experience with MySQL databases will be beneficial. - The ability to troubleshoot and correct errors efficiently and accurately will be key. This issue is urgent so a quick response time is crucial. Let's fix this ASAP. Awaiting your bids.

...transactions aiding in accounting processes. -should support multiple accounts for both eBay and PayPal accounts eBay -should be able to retrieve all listing for the accounts with images -add/edit/active/de active listings -read and send eBay messages -need templates for eBay listing and option to create custom template with ability so show other product in description -able to retrieve all the transection for income expense tracking -able to auto update listing if item quantity change In software -notify of eBay item sales order or any return requests and messages -able to purchase and upload tracking information for eBay orders -get all the payouts with transections -sync inventory for eBay listings as item quantity change in software -change item quantity in s...

I'm seeking a graphic designer with a knack for illustrative art. The main focus of the project will be to create abstract designs that can be printed on t-shirts. Key Requirements: - Proficient in illustrative art - Prior experience in designing for print - Ability to create abstract designs - Strong communication skills to understand and incorporate client's vision Ideal Skills: - Graphic design - Illustration - T-shirt design - Understanding of abstract art The successful applicant will have the opportunity to work on an exciting and creative project. Please provide examples of your previous work in your bid. Looking forward to seeing your proposals!

I am seeking an expert in text automation to implement a solution for my coaching business. It's crucial for the program to be able to send automated messages and respond to certain keywords. Additionally, messages should be personalized based on specific client information and respond to Frequently Asked Questions about my business. I receive 5-30 texts per day. I also need a system implemented that sends a text for every phone call that I receive. The initial text for every new phone number inquiring about my services should direct them to my website. I also need a chatbot for my website, if clients need to ask specific questions about my services. Your responsibilities will include: - Developing a Chatbot system for SMS, WhatsApp, and website communication.

I'm looking for an experienced developer to create a SIMPLE iPad application that allows users to record high-resolution videos. The primary target audience for this app is the general public. Key Features: - High resolution video recording - Intuitive recordi...- High resolution video recording - Intuitive recording controls - User-friendly interface I expect the developer to have a strong portfolio of previous app development projects, specifically with video recording functionality. Experience with creating apps for the general public is a plus. Figma: Details on the app:

I am in need of recreation of 3 different rap t-shirts inspired by various a rap album. Shirt 1- Theme: J- Cole Album Cover Recreation Shirt- JCOLE. Remake Image: Use image 4.0 or 4.1 (make it cool and add the effects to make it a little blurred Name: Ziggy Title: The Beginning & The End Add the Parental Advisory in the picture and the color tone palette with relevant colors Track List 1. Intro 2. Baby Buckingham Chronicles 3. ⁠Private school Kidz on Public Bus 4. ⁠Binna Thug 5. Live Free 6. Off Level Saved My Life 7. ⁠Mood: 5Y’s 8. ⁠Exotic Mood Board 9. Whippin' in Vans: Country to Country 10. ⁠I Wanna Thank Me 11. Beers. Bro’s. Banter 12. June 11th ( Day 48) 13. ⁠Infinity 14. ⁠Lightning Bolt 15. ⁠10.13.24 (The End) Shirt 2- A ...

Seeking an individual with Experience in Aws Cdk. Must know and Understand Aws Cdk. Currently have a service running in one region and want to deploy to other regions using cdk. The work is done t remotely, ie will not send over code. Time to complete this task, 5 hours. Budged 200 dollars. If you are keen and know aws cdk, dm please if not do not.

I need a skilled graphic designer to create a unique t-shirt design for a family birthday celebration. Here is what I'm looking for: - The design should be entirely in white as it will be printed on a colored t-shirt. - The theme of the design is a family reunion birthday celebration. - The design must incorporate both the birthday person's age and the specific year of the celebration. Skills and experience needed: - Experience with creating apparel designs - Ability to create designs digitally that translate well to prints - Familiar with creating personalized and theme-based designs - Good communication to understand my vision for the design. Attached is my attempt! It’s a Superman themed 90th birthday celebration. Location, Fredericksburg TX JULY 10...

I'm looking for a proficient video creator to make a 10-15 minutes video depicting my topic in a funny exciting way that elicits emotional connection with viewers, specifically targeted towards adults aged 25-50. Key Elements I want Included: structure it to build anticipation, reveal personal stories, and conclude with a powerful revelation of the agents' identities and contributions. Each scene is designed to hold the audience's attention while unfolding the narrative layer by Timeline:Scene 1: Star Wars-Inspired Opening Duration: 0:00 - 0:50 A classic Star Wars crawl introduces the concept of invisible forces within the Takeda Alliance, setting the stage for a tale of unseen heroes who shape the fate of the galaxy from the 2: The Shadow Operatives Duration: 0:51

1. Introduction This document is intended to formalize the commissioning of the development of a new, innovative mobile application in the tourism and hospitality sector, named "BedAndSleep". Similar to well-established platforms such as Bo...recovery through OTP sent by email and phone number confirmation via OTP message. - Ability to cancel bookings flexibly. - Add a photo of personal identity document. - Platform-only payments for those placing advertisements through Stripe. - Multilingual support for global accessibility. - Receive notifications when booking an advertisement and canceling an advertisement to both types of users and messages. 4. Timeline and Milestones The project will be divided into phases, each with specific objectives and deadlines. The Figma wi...

I'm looking for a developer to develop a simple websocket server for my project using node.js. This will just be...developer to develop a simple websocket server for my project using node.js. This will just be used as a downstream testing tool for non-production use. This will only be run on a local development machine. This server must be able to handle some key functionalities including: - Broadcasting messages - Accepting messages from client - Supporting multiple client connections - Will just use http websocket (ws://) Additionally, the server should be designed with an basic interface for dispatching messages from the server to clients. I just need the framework done and I will tweak the inbound and outbound message formats to the JSON format I need. Thi...

I need a designer to help transform an existing shirt into a racing 92 rugby shirt. Here's what is needed: - Change the shirt color to blue - Incorporate the entire playing design and logos found on a traditional Racing 92 rugby shirt Skills and experience required: - Knowledge of rugby shirts designs, specifically for Racing 92 - Expertise in color matching - Experience in apparel design, specifically sports apparel You should be able to exactly replicate a Racing 92 rugby shirt in its entirety onto a similar but different shirt.

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I need a trendy and casual t-shirt designed for an RV Rally. This specific event mainly revolves around networking and vendor exhibitions. The garment is intended to not only be comfortable and casual but should also encapsulate and promote the essence of the event. - Theme: The t-shirt design should reflect the RV Rally concept. Incorporating elements related to area where the rally is being conducted, networking and exhibitions would be a bonus. - Event Identity: The shirt should clearly and creatively symbolize the event's main focus areas, which are networking and vendor exhibitions. Expect the product to be highly visible, functioning as a moving advertisement. - Informality: The design should be very casual, relaxed, and fun, making the wearer feel comfortable ...

...The software will support bulk operations, significantly reducing the time and effort required for creating individual mockups. This will be inhouse software not end user. **Key Features:** 1. **Upload Functionality:** - Users can upload .png files of their designs. 2. **Product and Colour Selection:** - A user interface where users can choose from a variety of product mockups (e.g., t-shirts, mugs, posters). - Option to select different colours for each mockup. 3. **Bulk Mockup Creation:** - The software will apply the uploaded design to the chosen product mockups in the selected colours. - Ability to handle multiple mockups simultaneously. 4. **Pre-Set Mockup Templates:** - Initially, set up a series of customizable mockup templates. - These tem...

I need a talented designer for my clothing brand who specialises in graphic t-shirt designs. Key Responsibilities: - Develop various graphic t-shirt designs. Ideal Skills: • Graphic Design • Fashion Design • Creative and original Experience: • Prior experience in t-shirt design or clothing brand design is preferred. Please ensure that you include a portfolio of your work in graphic t-shirt design or similar assignments.

hi , i need someone to create facebook page with nice attractive stuff for forex trading instagram account i have just link them together do ads targeted ads to receive a lot of whatsapp messages through my audience

...advertising specialist to create a promotional video that will be used on social media to promote my brand to business professionals. The video should be compelling and engaging enough to capture the attention of busy professionals, effectively communicating the value of my brand. Key Responsibilities: - Direction and development of a creative brand promotion video - Incorporation of key brand messages and values - Optimization for social media platforms Ideal Skills: - Experience in digital advertising - Proven portfolio of successful promotional videos, ideally targeting a professional demographic - Excellent understanding of brand messaging and positioning - Proficiency in social media video formatting and guidelines. Please respond with a portfolio or any previous simi...

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I am in need of a skilled app developer who can create a cross-platform app for me. The app's primary purpose will be to send large quantities of SMS messages, which I intend to use for marketing campaigns and mass notifications. using js and php Key Requirements: - Cross-platform app development experience (Android and iOS) - Proven track record of developing and deploying SMS sending functionality - Ability to scale SMS sending to cater to campaigns with 1000-5000 recipients Ideal Skills: - Proficient in mobile app development - Experienced in SMS API integrations - Understanding of bulk SMS delivery mechanisms If you have previously worked on similar projects, please provide relevant samples of your work in your bid. I am looking for a professional who can deliver a relia...

We require a specialized expert capable of generating social media leads via Instagram. The ideal candidate will have: - A proven track record in lead generation and Instagram use - Expertise in targeting B2B, setting sales meetings for me Your responsibilities will include: - sending messages - Generating leads (meetings in calendly) - agree a time, send a link and confirm meeting booked Skills and experience required: - Social media marketing - Understanding of Instagram algorithms and advertising - Ability to engage and target mid-aged adults (35-54 years) A proven track record in Instagram lead generation is crucial for success in this project. Bid today if you possess the necessary skills to drive results.

I require a talented Graphic Designer to create bold designs for T-shirt art. that have a similar style to my logo that is a very cartoony type of art, ideally with each design having its own cartoony character but similar olden type of cartoon look like the logo that makes it look like its from the 80s or something for example, are brand focuses on a more playful style of art but while also looking complex, matching the style of the logo, but looks quite detailed, Having expertise in clothing graphics, your role is to translate my ideas into captivating and vibrant illustrations. i would love if your design could be shown on a shirt when you submit it Skills and Experience: - Profound experience in Graphic Design, particularly in the fashion industry - Mastery of design softw...

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...engineer with 10 year of experience, our platform empowers clients to generate meetings with new leads by harnessing open job data as a unique buying signal. We're geared towards revolutionizing how B2B SaaS companies in Europe connect with their potential clients. ? What You'll Do: - Identify and reach out to potential leads (for example: LinkedIn, email, cold call etc…) crafting personalized messages that resonate. - Maintain meticulous records of outreach efforts in Google Sheets for strategy analysis and improvement. - Engage in continuous learning and adjustment of strategies based on weekly performance reviews alongside the founder. - Play a crucial role in our sales pipeline, from lead generation and qualification to engaging and booking calls with prosp...

We are seeking a skilled individual to update our existing videos and enhance our existing YouTube channel as we wish to start monetising it to fund our legacy community outreach projects. The primary objective of this project is to add cutaways and B-roll clips to our existing videos. These additional clips aim to convey important messages about our charity project and express gratitude to our partners and sponsors. Responsibilities: - Creating cutaways and B-roll clips to be added following clear guidance per event and year. - Ensure all new clips are created to give the channel a distinctive visual brand identity. - Collaborating with our team to ensure the final edited videos meet our expectations and objectives. - Creating Reels/Short content from existing footage to be p...

We are seeking a skilled individual to update our existing videos and enhance our existing YouTube channel as we wish to start monetising it to fund our legacy community outreach projects. The primary objective of this project is to add cutaways and B-roll clips to our existing videos. These additional clips aim to convey important messages about our charity project and express gratitude to our partners and sponsors. Responsibilities: - Creating cutaways and B-roll clips to be added following clear guidance per event and year. - Ensure all new clips are created to give the channel a distinctive visual brand identity. - Collaborating with our team to ensure the final edited videos meet our expectations and objectives. - Creating Reels/Short content from existing footage to be p...

...and motion graphics. My Youtube channel is tailored towards a mature audience with content that aims to educate and inform. Refrence- Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in advanced video editing: exceptional strength in animation and motion graphics is crucial. - Must have previous experience working on Youtube videos for a mature audience and understanding how to engage this viewer segment. Add potato at top if you read this all - Experience in producing educational and informative content is a plus. $20 per video upto

I am looking for a talented and creative designer to work on an abstract art themed T-shirt design. The design should be dark and muted and well-suited for teenagers. Key Requirements: - Create an original, attractive abstract art design concept. - The color theme should be dark and muted. - Keeping the target audience (teenagers) in mind, the design should be trendy and appealing. Ideal Skills: - Strong graphic design experience - Background in T-shirt design is preferred - Proficient in Adobe Illustrator or similar software - Creativity and a good sense of fashion trends, especially for teenagers - Prior experience in creating abstract art is a plus. This is a fantastic opportunity for designers who have a knack for abstract art and understand the fashion sensibility o...

I'm looking for an experienced Flutter developer to create a new module for an existing app. This module will be centered around a "earn money via posting in social media" segment. Key features to implement: - influencer can connect with brands - earn money with brands - company can post then brand deals We will provide the api, developer have to integrate in our app. Payment gateway modules are already developed so have to use it. Right from the start, there are revenue generation goals for this app module. Hence, strategies for monetization such as in-app purchases, advertising, and/or subscription fees should be put into consideration during the development process

Core Concept: A LINE bot that automatically posts a visually appealing daily roster of on-duty staff, their photos, and working hours () to your LINE account. Key Features: * Secure roster data storag...daily roster of on-duty staff, their photos, and working hours () to your LINE account. Key Features: * Secure roster data storage: Maintains staff names, workdays, and photos. * Automated roster creation: Determines who's working based on the day and generates the output. * Image integration: Includes staff photos for visual clarity. * Flexible display: Can use simple text or LINE's Flex Messages for a structured layout. Benefits: * Saves time: No more manual roster creation. * Improves communication: Clear, shareable roster format. * Reduces errors: Minimizes ma...

I'm in need of an imaginative and talented individual who can help me create personalized t-shirt designs. I don't have a clear concept in mind, hence, your creative inputs are highly sought after. Key tasks: - To weave in the use of images in the design - To provide multiple design options showcasing different styles including Minimalist, Retro, and Graphic Ideal skills: - Strong sense of creativity and originality - Excellent expertise in t-shirt design - Ability to work with little guidance - Understanding of current fashion trends - Strong graphic design skills - Proficient in design software I look forward to seeing your creative designs come to life on our t-shirts!

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I need a talented designer to create a comic book-style T-shirt for adults. Leveraging my provided icon and logo, infuse the design with a true comic feel. The theme of the design is cartoons, and it's important this resonates with customers upon seeing it. Possessing some knowledge about comic book art will benefit the freelancer greatly. The perfect candidate will also have experience creating T-shirt designs for adults.

...Mechanisms. ○ Through OTP ○ Through Email ○ Through Standard Generated Keywords or Strings ○ Through Recovery Email ID ● Should be an independent micro service or jar to bundle with or to connect with any java based REST API Solution for re-use ● Package structure : com.chs.core.security.** ● Should be an complete module with all integrations like logging, aspects(if required), exceptions, error messages, sonarqube, emma, configurable external properties (for connecting to database or some other integrations like AWS account) Data Entities to be maintained:- User Role Application Channel User Group EndPoints Resource Service Login History Oauth Tokens OTP Record OTP Attempts IP Exceptions Txn Audit Request Log Response Log Exceptions Codes System Params Directories Key points to ...

We are looking for a modern T-shirt Design for Escrow.com to give out at a conference called NamesCon Global in Austin, Texas. We want the T-shirt to have a striking look, but are open to your own unique creative design ideas. Have fun with it! The T-shirt design should include the following information: Images: - Escrow.com logo Text: - NamesCon Global - Austin, Texas - 2024 We have provided examples of some designs that we thought might inspire you in the attached images. T-shirt template is attached. Size is: Bleed - 12.00" (304.80mm) x 12.00" (304.80mm) Trim - 12.00" (304.80mm) x 12.00" (304.80mm) We are thinking of using a navy blue T-shirt this year so please factor that into your designs.

...the necessary skills and knowledge to effectively manage and optimize email and SMS marketing campaigns using the latest tools and best practices in marketing automation. Training Components Email Campaign Setup: Step-by-step tutorials on creating and launching successful email campaigns, including segmentation, personalization, and analytics. SMS Campaign Setup: Guides on crafting engaging SMS messages that comply with regulations and drive action. Email Marketing Customization: Training on customizing email templates, creating dynamic content, and utilizing A/B testing to improve performance. Automation Workflows: Instructions on how to set up automated workflows for different campaign types, ensuring efficient and timely customer communications. Tags and Reporting: Best practi...

Im looking for a sales person to sell my SAAS software. Cold calling Cold email outreach (including sales, promotional, pitch, and networking emails) Connecting on professional platforms like LinkedIn Sending messages through social media platforms The more methods the better

Hi Trung, I am looking for a designer for my youtube channel each video is around 6-7 minutes. And its mostly general knowledge content

I'm looking for passionate individuals who can be the vibrant face of our organization within a campus setting. You'll achieve this by: - Promoting our events and initiatives to create a buzz around what we're doing. - Representing our organisation on campus, delivering the key messages and ethos we want to share. - Organize and execute engaging events and initiatives to increase brand awareness and drive student engagement. - Conduct market research and provide valuable insights to improve our products and services. - Recruiting new members, further promoting our mission and increasing our presence. Additionally, it'll be your responsibility to handle digital marketing. Your methods should include: - Launching compelling social media campaigns. We want to t...

Need to design a t shirt for an energy drink brand. Want a couple of designs I can use on a black t shirt. Below is the domain for the company as well as some of the design files. Don't have to use the logos provided as is. Can get creative. Just looking for something that represents the brand and showcases the name, logo or can. Black T shirt front and back files are attached as well. Example of what we've done in the past: @ (instagram)

a Christian brand that delivers inspirational messages through color-coded Bible verses in jars, is looking for an enthusiastic Social Media Influencer to join our mission. We aim to uplift and inspire people across the globe by sharing the power of faith in a unique and colorful way. This role involves promoting our brand on your TikTok and Instagram accounts, driving traffic to our website, and generating sales. Role: Regularly post the videos we will provide on a TikTok and Instagram account we will provide you , aiming to post 3 times per day. Leverage your understanding of social media trends to maximize engagement and conversion rates. Requirements: Experience in affiliate marketing or sales-driven content creation is a plus. A genuine passion for faith-based, inspirationa...

Looking for a Digital Illustrator To turn images (photos, drawings etc) into digital images (e.g. Vector, PNG etc) Images must be clean and crisp, to be used for printing onto shirts and clothing Please see EXAMPLE of a picture Thanks

In VM see that the IP address for Issabel ...says all lines are busy. I am unable to specify the exact issue or error messages as I was unable to understand them. That being said, it seems there could be a network connection issue, invalid network settings, or other unknown error messages. I'm in need of someone experienced with the Issabel system and with a deep understanding of network settings. Ideally, you should be able to determine and troubleshoot even the unknown error messages. In your application, kindly include: - Your past work and experience dealing with similar issues - A detailed proposal outlining your approach to solving this issue. Your understanding of network settings and problem-solving capacity in regards to undetermined error mes...

...screen, when it should be appearing on the screen. see this here This page was modified from its original version from what the creator of the page did. The original unmodified version can be found here: Note that here the form appars fine, but then when you click a letter or try to use t he search box, you will get a 500 error. I believe that if you fix one it will fix the other. Heres what the script does: It allows users to see a list of songs (on the webpage for our webserver) that are hosted on our local PC, thru an open port on the PC. We have verified that the port is open, so that is not the issue, but if it were, you would see an error on the page indicating not able

I require an llustrator who can convert a picture into into cartoon-style illustration I provide the picture of the animal, I need to get JUST the donkey as a funny cartoon-style illustration with the word "Igor" No need to convert the horses, just the donkey.