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I'm embarking on a project to share news and updates with my subscribers monthly. This will be done through converting SMTP emails into SMS messages using a carrier gateway. Key Requirements: - Ability to convert SMTP emails into SMS messages - Secure transfer of information via carrier gateway - Completion of all messages as scheduled, on a monthly basis Details of Job: - The updates will be primarily text-based. Hence, it's critical to ensure the text maintains its clarity and meaning when converted to SMS. - The updates intend to share news, so transferring the information correctly is vital to keep the recipients well informed. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Previous experience with SMTP, SMS, and carrier gateways - Knowledge of marketing princip...
I'm looking for a talented illustrator to create a captivating logo of a moose's arm, depicted in a cartoonish style. The key features of this project are: - Style: The design should be cartoonish in nature, mirroring the approach of the ABFQ logo. This means a fun, approachable, and slightly exaggerated take on the moose's arm. - Use: The logo will be printed on various merchandises, like t-shirts and posters. Therefore, it needs to be detailed enough to be engaging in print mediums. - Message: The logo should primarily convey strength. It needs to be eye-catching and obvious in its portrayal of the moose's arm engaged in an arm wrestle. Ideal candidates for this project would have a strong background in illustration, particularly in the cartoon style. ...
I need a graphic design that goes on a T-Shirt. The design goes on one side of the chest (see example). It should mention the followings; - Magnolia Science Academy - CA Distinguished School Magnolia Science Academy is a middle school focused on Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts, Math. We have recently were received the CA Distinguished School award. (CA is for California). Feel free of using your imagination.
I'm in need of a creative tee shirt design for our indoor pickleball club. The design should be hand-drawn in a cartoonish style, with a quirky and fun twist. Key Imagery: - Incorporate Pickleball Equipment and Funny Characters creatively. - I'm also looking for a unique element - a planet that looks like an indoor pickleball with 26 holes. It should be central to the design, but not overwhelming. - To give you an idea of the kind of fun we're looking for, there's an alien with a paddle, and a girl in a bathtub full of pickleballs - a 'pickleball plunge'. Design Aesthetic: - The chosen color scheme should be black and white, giving a classic simplicity to the design. - The overall style should be light-hearted and fun. Ideal Skills and Experien...
I'm looking for a skilled designer to create some humorous t-shirt design for all men casual bowling team called Pick-Up-Artist. Funny sexy design - Target Audience: The primary target audience for these t-shirts is casual bowlers. They should appeal to those who engage in bowling for fun and leisure. - Design Style: I'm looking for designs that predominantly focus on puns, wordplay, and incorporate visual gags. Clever, witty humor is key, so experience with this style is a huge plus. - Color Preferences: The t-shirts should be designed in bright and bold colors to make them stand out and add to their humorous appeal. Ideal Skills: - T-shirt design experience - Proficiency in creating designs with puns, wordplay, and visual gags ...
I'm looking for a competent graphic design...high-resolution vector PNG file. This file will be used specifically for printing on T-shirts. Key Requirements: - I need the logo to be converted into a vector PNG format, ensuring the best resolution possible for T-shirt printing. - It should be print-ready, ensuring no loss of quality or pixelation when scaled. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in graphic design, particularly in logo conversion. - Proficiency in designing for print materials, particularly for T-shirt printing. - Strong knowledge of vector formats, ensuring the quality and scalability of the final design. Please note, I'm not looking for the logo to be editable for future modifications. The main focus is on achieving ...
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...and Eligibility: - Registration page for user account creation and verification based on racing license or credentials. - Verification process for eligibility to purchase, including an online test option (10-20 multiple-choice questions). - Feature to send "wild card" invitations allowing one-time purchase without a license. 4. E-commerce Features: - Showcase various products like shirts, caps, and accessories. - Prices displayed in CHF, USD, and EUR. - Flash sales functionality with specific time and pricing adjustments. - Countdown timers for product drops and early access settings for specific user groups. - Product availability settings for non-licensed/registered customers for limited-time offers. 5. Special Sections: - Home page to int...
...project include implementing a robust user authentication system, enhancing work organisation capabilities through calendar events, introducing user profile management for self-updating special user data, incorporating team management by assigning role models such as Teammember, Teamorganiser, Controller, Boss, and Admin, adding communication options to send team emails, chats, SMS, and WhatsApp messages, including timestamp functions for each team member with a summary feature for administrators and special users, and integrating the ability to view uploaded pictures and videos. **User Authentication:** - Develop an email and password authentication system fortified with an additional security key for enhanced protection. **Work Organisation:** - Create task management functio...
This is a job application, open to applicants from all countries, for chat fans who provide live chat support. This means that you will process chat messages for the creator on his website and in social media accounts. You will be given access to their fans' account, as well as training on how to do it. This job is available all over the world, the work is done online, and you just need reliable internet access and a PC. You don't need any experience for this job because we provide full training and we are looking for people who can start working immediately. What you will do: chatters participants are paid for responding to customer messages on the platform and social media accounts. This includes answering questions from website visitors, providing links for...
I'm seeking a skilled developer to build a Slack bot using Azure Bot Services. This is just a simple application that can reply to messages and interactions in Slack. I am looking for a freelancer who has built a bot before or who can research and build one. Key tasks - each item is a must-have: - Develop Slack bot from scratch using Azure Bot Services. This means you will create a new 'Bot Service' in the Azure portal and add "Slack" as a new channel. - Use Node.js to connect to the Azure Bot Service and be able to send/receive messages. - Create a new app in Slack. Setup URLs for 'Events' and 'Interactions' and appropriate scope permissions. - The bot should be able to reply to a simple user message - this is event flow. - The b...
I'm seeking an Etsy seller to collaborate on a Print-On-Demand business venture. Help is needed to bring a range of T-shirts and mugs to adults as our target market. Specifically, support is needed in two areas: 1. Product Listings - Leverage your Etsy storefront for sales - Commitment to maintaining inventory and order fulfillment 2. Product Designs - Share your sense of style and trends adults resonate with - Assist me in creating complimentary designs - Experience using design software and familiarity with print-on-demand requirements is ideal By collaborating, we’ll capture the adult market together with well-designed products that they’ll love. Looking forward to our potential venture.
I'm looking for a developer to create a simple, intuitive CRM system tailored for my handyman business. Essentials for this project are: - A comprehensive Customer database - Appointment scheduling feature - Efficient Task management system Integration with WhatsApp is a must, and should include the ability to: - Send automated messages - Receive and reply to messages Additionally, the system should have an interactive order form where customers can provide: - Service options - Quantity/measurements - Preferred date and time - Price per item Ideal candidates for this project will have proficiency in CRM development, an understanding of the service industry, and experience with WhatsApp API integration.
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I have a bunch of medium resolution photos that I need to be converted to high resolution for the purpose of creating large posters and shirts. Key Requirements: - Convert medium resolution photos to very high resolution to ensure quality and sharpness for large scale printing for both posters and shirts. - Perform color correction to enhance the visual appeal and maintain consistency across different images. -Will need to be able to edit them in illustrator Ideal Freelancer: - Experience with photo editing and conversion to high resolution images, especially for large format printing. - Proficient in color correction techniques to ensure the photos' colors translate well to print. - Familiarity with design for print media, particularly for clothing and posters. - At...
...the deep affection and appreciation I have for my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elemen...
...comprehensive fleet management system. This application should include: - Real-time GPS tracking to monitor and coordinate the movement of the fleet. - A vehicle maintenance tracking feature to ensure timely maintenance of the fleet vehicles. - Driver performance monitoring for managing and improving driver productivity. - Option to create pickup tickets and facilitate communication via text messages within the app interface. - An admin dashboard for overseeing all fleet operations. The dashboard needs basic customization incorporating our brand color and logo. - A payment feature for financial transactions. An ideal freelancer for this project should have previous experience in mobile app development with a speciality in incorporating GPS and payment features. A good unders...
I'm seeking an experienced animator, who specializes in traditional animation, to create a captivating piece meant for children's educational content. Essential skills and experience include: - Mastery in traditional 2D animation. - Proven experience in creating an...create a captivating piece meant for children's educational content. Essential skills and experience include: - Mastery in traditional 2D animation. - Proven experience in creating animations for a young audience. - Ability to align creativity with educational objects. Your task will encompass developing a vibrant animation that can hold the attention of children whilst delivering educational messages. Past work in children’s educational media will be highly advantageous. Please provide a portfol...
Good afternoon, I'm seeking suggestions for names and logos for my new fashion brand. I'm Jose Apolinar Pintos Caride, CEO of this company that will specialize in creating t-shirts for both casual and gym wear, hoodies, swimwear, sweatpants, and jeans. For the latter, the logo will be minimal, as I will place the brand name there. Ideas: Initially, I have considered that the use of acronyms, initials, or some element related to my name, as well as the exploration of references to the god Apollo, from which "Apolinar" comes, could have more chances of success. However, I am completely open to innovative and creative ideas that may surprise me and exceed my expectations. If the suggestions align with these directions, I consider they could have more potent...
I'm looking for a skilled designer to create a minimalistic yet captivating logo and symbol for my new eyewear brand, Tavare. The brand's target audience is young adults aged 18-25 so the design should resonate with this demographic. Key Details: - The colors I'd like to see incorporated are black and white, along with a touch of gold. - The overall style of the logo ...Strong understanding of minimalistic design principles. - Familiarity with the characteristics of the young adult and professional demographic. - Ability to create a design that resonates with the brand's target audience. Please showcase relevant samples of your previous work to demonstrate your suitability for this project. Attached are guides for the "Tavare" lettering and a separate ...
I'm looking for a unique t-shirt design that relies on a text-based approach. The text should be styled in a classic and cute manner. The design should be primarily focused on the use of two specific colors: pink and green. Ideal skills and experience: NO AI images Use pic for inspiration. i do not want the dame design add Gamma Tau I am Spr. 95 Bethune Cookman college - Graphic design experience, with a specific focus on t-shirt design - Proficiency in text-based design - Ability to create a design that's both classic and cute - Previous experience working with pink and green color schemes would be highly beneficial.
I want someone to help me with the Zeek Intrusion detection system program I want to implement this project shown in the video, but th...that require expert attention: - Installation Issues: The struggle includes missing dependencies, installation failure, and multiple error messages. - Configuration Errors: Constant stumbling blocks have been encountered during the configuration phase. - Compatibility Problems: I'm facing compatibility concerns with my current system. This project will benefit from a freelancer well-versed in the implementation and troubleshooting of the Zeek IDS program, preferably someone with substantial experience solving similar installation and compatibility issues. A suitable candidate should also be adept at interpreting and solving a multitude of ...
I'm looking for a software engineer to create an SMS-based lottery platform with a focus on individual users. We are envisioning the creation of an SMS gaming lottery platform that will revolutionize the gaming experience for users across various demographics. The concept is simple yet captivating: individuals will participate by sending SMS messages for specified amounts, and from these entries, the platform will randomly select one winner. The platform will offer a variety of games, including hourly, daily, and weekly draws, enhancing user engagement and excitement. As we embark on this venture, we are seeking a skilled software engineer who can bring our vision to life. Below are the key components and functionalities we aim to incorporate into the platform: 1. SMS Entry ...
I am seeking an experienced professional who can assist me in setting up my PlaySMS email server. This server will be responsible for sending certain information to my subscribers, and also forwarding messages the same to their emails. Key responsibilities: 1. Setting up playSMS with my third-party email service provider, Hostinger. 2. Ensuring the functionality to send relevant information to subscribers. 3. Implementing a solution to forward the SMS to subscribers' emails. Candidates should preferably have: * A strong background in configuring playSMS and email servers. * Experience with third-party email service providers, particularly Hostinger. * A good understanding of email and SMS forwarding capabilities. Looking forward to work with people who have a hands-on...
...professionals in the telecommunication industry, job seekers, and business owners. Key Responsibilities: - Develop and implement a comprehensive LinkedIn marketing strategy that aligns with our company's objectives - Create engaging and relevant content for the LinkedIn platform - Monitor and analyze LinkedIn metrics to measure the campaign's success - Engage with the target audience through comments, messages, and posts - Provide monthly reports outlining the progress of the campaign and recommend adjustments where necessary Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in social media marketing, specifically on LinkedIn - Strong understanding of the telecommunication industry and business environment - Exceptional writing and communication skills - Proficient in data analysis ...
I need an artist to create 2-5 caricatures for personal use. The style should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exagg...should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exaggerated style are crucial. Some funnyness included in their features would be ideal, but not too too much, i want it to still be them, but hopefully them looking a little funny. The backgrounds can be altered to anything, its mostly a focus on the girls an...
I'm looking for a skilled website developer to build a fully interactive t-shirt design site from scratch. This platform should be custom-built and I need it as soon as possible. It should include the following key features: - A live preview of the design where customers can see their design in real-time - The ability for users to add personal text to their designs - A saved design feature that lets customers edit their designs later It's essential for the freelancer to have previous experience developing similar platforms. Knowledge in Steam and Counterstrike would be an added advantage due to the gaming nature of the designs. Expect to deliver quality, seamless, and user-friendly design experience. Applicants with a swift proficiency are prioritized.
I am currently seeking a social media advertisement expert with an innovative mind. The main task will be running Facebook and Instagram ads targeted towards young adults between the ages of 18-29. The primary purpose of these ads will be to generate leads. - Preferred Skills: • Proven experience managing social media advertisement campaigns. • Demonstrable crafting of compelling messages that resonate with young adults • Ability to monitor and analyze campaign performance. Only apply if you have experience in outcome-based advertising and are familiar with the latest industry trends. This project will demand creativity and an analytical mindset for optimal results.
I'm seeking a creative graphic designer who can create an arresting minimalist design for the back of a T-shirt, using a vibrant color palette. Required Skills and Experience: 1. Proficiency in modern design software. 2. Track record of creating visually pleasing minimalist designs. 3. Ability to engage creatively with a vibrant color palette. 4. Adequate experience with T-shirt design. 5. Keen eye for detail and quality print results. Project Specifics: • The design should be minimalist in style but standout in its use of vibrant colors. • The design will be applied to the back of the T-shirts only. • All final designs should be print-ready.
I'm seeking a professional video editor with a keen eye for detail and proficiency in comprehensive editing services. My YouTube videos typically run more than 10 minutes per session. Key Responsibilities: • High-quality editing - this includes audio, visual, and overall video ...smooth flow. • Familiar with 'Talking head' style and able to enhance the narrative pace. Preferred Skills: • Proficiency in advanced editing software • Previous experience working on 'Talking head' YouTube videos • An exceptional eye for detail • Experience with long-form content and maintaining viewer engagement over this duration. Example style Payment is per minute of finished video. 3 USD to 5 USD per minute dependent on experience Must use Premi...
...advocate of the Hartford Whalers, I'm on a mission to revive the spirit of this iconic team and bring it back to life through unique and innovative designs. I'm seeking talented graphic designers to create eye-catching, one-of-a-kind variations of Hartford Whalers t-shirts that will resonate with fans and make a statement. **The Vision:** Forever Hartford is a brand that goes beyond mere nostalgia. It's about remembering the past, fighting for the dream, and keeping the spirit of the Whalers alive and kicking. We're not just selling t-shirts; we're igniting a movement that celebrates the team's legacy and inspires a new generation of fans. **Your Role:** As a graphic designer, you'll have the opportunity to create origin...
I am in need of a personal assistant to help manage my social media presence on Instagram. This role requires a mix of social media acumen and personal assistance skills. Key Responsibilities: - Managing my Instagram account, including posting, engaging with followers, responding to messages, and creating content. - Suggesting and implementing strategies to increase engagement and visibility. - Working closely with me to ensure the content aligns with my vision and personal branding. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in social media management, particularly on Instagram, is a must. - Outstanding organizational and time management skills are crucial. - Strong communication and interpersonal skills to ensure effective collaboration.
I'm seeking a skilled developer to create a compelling online soccer manager platform that incorporates several core functionalities: 1. Player Management: The platform should allow for the handling of player transfers, the tracking of individual player stats, and the guidance of player development stages. ...simulation system is also required. Ideally, you should possess experience in game development and have fundamental knowledge and understanding of soccer. Mastery of backend development and database management for player and team statistics is crucial, and front-end skills for creating an intuitive, enjoyable user interface will also be valuable. This is the only demo I can find on it which is old but this is what we want
I have a logo I've created that I need to be made usable for printing on various types of merchandise. This includes T-shirts, Mugs, Hats, Sports shakers, log books, hoodies jackets, and bags. Key requirements: - Work on converting the camera/ screen shot logo image I have into a format that is suitable for printing on merchandise. - The timeline for this project is ASAP. You should ideally have experience in graphic design, especially with the conversion of logos for printing. Familiarity with the various types of merchandise and their specific requirements for printing would be a great advantage. Please let me know if you think you're the right person for this job.
I am urgently seeking an experienced .NET developer who can address some bugs and error messages within my application. As I did not specify the nature of these bugs, the successful applicant should be confident in handling a broad range of potential issues within a .NET framework. Key responsibilities: - Identify and troubleshoot bugs and error messages - Ensure consistent operational efficiency post bug fixes Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong proficiency in .NET development - A broad understanding of potential .NET bugs - Proven experience in troubleshooting and resolving .NET issues Due to the urgency of this task, a prompt response and quick turnaround time is highly appreciated.
...sound effects for YouTube videos; Creation of musical accompaniment suitable for the plots; Quality control and volume level of sound effects and music; Participating in discussions and expressing expert opinions out loud. Requirements: Knowledge of modern audio editors; Theoretical knowledge of working with sound; Outstanding sense of rhythm, hearing and humor to create interesting, realistic and funny sounds; Ability to work in the office and remotely; Good communication skills in English; Experience as a sound engineer/designer is preferred; Readiness of the selection task. We offer: Flexible work schedule; Remote work from anywhere in the world; Wages, fair judicial assessment based on the amount of work performed; Opportunities for self-realization and professional develop...
I am in need of an individual experienced in Wikipedia article writing. The task at hand is recreating a bio...pdf 15. USAF Tuslog, Kas60. (n.d.). Jumpin Jimmy Connors. Retrieved from 16. How Do You Do? The Story of Mouth and MacNeal. (2016, September). *GoRetro*. Retrieved from 17. The Quintana Show. (n.d.). This DJ got HOW MANY gold records?! Retrieved from 18. Songfacts. (n.d.). Mouth and MacNeal - 'How Do You Do?' Retrieved from 19. Connors, J. (1974, March 30). *WYSL-AM, 1400, Jim Connors, Buffalo, New York*. Retrieved from
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I'm in need of a designer to create a modern and minimalistic design for a t-shirt. The t-shirt is designed to be worn by models to promote the brand which provides modelling services. It should promote models themselves, rather than the brand. The brand's name is "Aspire" so that can optionally be included in the design somehow but should not be the focal point. I am not looking for a design that relies upon graphics but rather one that uses words. The brand is all about supporting confidence, aspiration or other qualities that defines a model. The design needs to be large enough that it can be identified by people taking selfies. Attached are a couple of design ideas.
I'm in search of a talented designer to create a unique logo from scratch for my client We wish to have a picture of a basic Swiss Army pocket knife as the main part of the logo. Wording to be included for this piece is "MacGyver the Fuck out of it" It will be used on stubbie holders and possibly on shirts embroidered, so bold colours not too much detail making it complicated. Key Requirements: - The logo must primarily incorporate the color red, with a possible use of other complementary colors. - The design should be modern, memorable and versatile for use across various platforms. - It should reflect the brand's essence and resonate with our target audience. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in graphic design and logo creation. - A keen eye for color theory and b...
...at this kind of thing, I will also need to be supplied with a wiring diagram on how to EXACTLY wire up the system so that it works with the code you make. Within the code itself, please also make comments on what each section of the code is doing, so that I can gather a better understanding. Please make sure it is relatively for me to alter elements such as steps made by the stepper motor and messages displayed on the LCD display. I understand that for the stepper motor/controller I will need to supply external power, which is fine. If possible, I would like to also somehow be able to see a log of who had "unlocked" the tool. Not sure how this would work but if it is possible please let me know. IF for the LCD display I need to get one of the fancy I2C display adap...
I'm in need of a unique, attention-grabbing cartoonish explainer video that will run for about 1-2 minutes. It should effectively illustrate my core message and engage the audience throughout its duration. Key Requirements: - Design and implement relatable cartoon-based characters and scenes - Consistently maintain engagement and retain viewers' attention th...characters and scenes - Consistently maintain engagement and retain viewers' attention throughout the video's 1-2-minute run-time. - Clearly explain the intended concept with compelling visuals Ideal Candidate: - Superior skills in motion graphics, specifically cartoon-style explainer videos - Proven track record of creating engaging, informative explainer videos - Ability to effectively convey messages...
As the client of this project, I require a proficient automation tester with expertise in C# / Java / Python to assist in testing my Windows-compatible, desktop-based POS terminal. The scope of this project includes: - Developing an automation test for transaction processing, inventory management, and reporting functionalities - Implementing test for PPM screen messages validation The ideal freelancer should: - Have considerable experience in automation testing, specifically using C# / Java / Python / Javascript - Have a deep understanding of testing methodologies and POS systems - Deliver quality, error-free work within the agreed timeline. - Any free tool can use / suggest This project provides a great opportunity to demonstrate and enhance your automation testing skills in rea...
We want someone to edit our videos for YT channel, Instagram and FB on a regular basis. The videos will be anywhere between 5 min - 10 min long. The videos will be in Hinglish and hence we would want someone who knows En...someone to edit our videos for YT channel, Instagram and FB on a regular basis. The videos will be anywhere between 5 min - 10 min long. The videos will be in Hinglish and hence we would want someone who knows English and Hindi as well. Attaching link to one of our YT videos. There will be 10 videos per month and we are looking for a long term commitment. - Your Skills * Proficiency in basic video editing techniques. * Ability to create smooth transitions enhancing the cinematic feel. * Delivering on time is crucial
to prevent auto bidding , please put in writing "I have watched the video link" Please watch this video and visit links before you bid !!!! and visit this link: I am seeking a developer who can enhance our Nextcloud platform with the ability to automatically add dynamic watermarks to all downloaded files. ( currently it already add watermarks for preview and for print ) i just need it to be enable for download!!!! Regards, Key Requirements: - Watermarks: The watermarks should include the user's name, email, the date, and the time of download. - Placement: They should be positioned at the top of the page in each file, regardless of its format. Skills and Experience:å
Our Team Name is Called "Directionally Challenged" So would like that name written as a logo to put on hats/shirts etc. Please incorporate anything that has to do with traveling weather its arrows/ signs/ maybe compass, pointing in the wrong direction. I dont really know what im looking for but make it fun. We are a team of 3 that will be travelling Europe with Red Bull. The catch is we have no money, credit cards or phones and have to find our way to Berlin in 7 days. Please use vibrant colors
I'm experiencing several error messages on Google Console for my website, and I need an expert to correct these issues for me. - Invalid floating point number in property 'price' (in 'offers')" - Invalid object type for field 'image'" - Invalid ISO 4217 currency code (in 'offers')" Key Tasks: - Identify the sources of these errors - Correct identified errors - Validate fixes using Google Console
