Witty writer wanted jobs

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable and highly shareable.

I need a highly professional and engaging PowerPoint presentation designed for Hi, I have made a presentation in a power point, you need to takeover for design, format, animation etc. It will looks professional. Before that I wanted to see some of your skills which you applied it before on the same project. I will share the file later in inbox. Thanks

I'm in need of less than 5 engaging and well-researched health and wellness articles. I need a skilled writer to craft articles that are not only informative but also engaging. The ideal candidate for this project should have a background in health and wellness writing and be capable of delivering content that resonates with a general audience. Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing health and wellness articles - Ability to conduct thorough research - Understanding of SEO best practices - Excellent grammar and writing skills Please provide a few samples of your previous work when bidding.

We need a non-fiction writer skilled in producing engaging and informative content about Malayalam cinema. This project requires a deep understanding of Malayalam cinema and the ability to communicate its nuances clearly in English. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Strong knowledge of Malayalam cinema history and culture - Excellent non-fiction writing skills - Experience crafting informative content - Proficiency in English and Malayalam, both written and verbal Your role will be to write pieces that provide insight into various aspects of Malayalam cinema, highlighting the significance and influence of the films. Understanding your audience is key, so it's important you can communicate complex ideas in a relatable manner. Only writers with relevant skills and experience s...

I'm in need of a skilled writer for an assignment in project management. The assignment should be done in 3000 words. It is actually 2 questions. Each question should be answered in 1500 words. There will be a sample answer to help you understand the way we should answer the assignment. Kindly write how much your price for 3000 words including references and check the whole written answer in Turnitin, Quillbot and Grammarly. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in various writing styles (informative, persuasive, descriptive) - Flexibility and adaptability in terms of topic - Experience in writing a variety of word counts - Strong grammar and editing skills Please note that the assignments details will be sent to you after I accept your price.

I'm after a talented blog writer to create regular engaging content for my health and fitness blog. The primary focus of the blog is to promote health and fitness products to an audience of people seeking to improve their health. The content will need to be informative, engaging, and tailored towards the target audience. I'm looking for someone who has a genuine interest and understanding of health and fitness and can produce high quality content that will both educate and persuade readers. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proven experience in writing health and fitness content - Strong understanding of SEO and online content writing - Creativity and ability to engage readers - Experience in promoting products in a subtle and effective way - A relev...

I am looking for a skillful and remarkable resume writer who can craft a resume in a combination style. This has to be specifically targeted towards the health care industry. Key Project Details: - The project timeline is 1 week. I'm looking for someone who can commit to this timeline to create a polished, professional resume. - The resume format should be a combination style. It should highlight both skills and work experience, aligning with the multifaceted work nature in the health care industry. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in resume writing, preferably for the health care industry. - Understanding of combination resume structure. - Excellent attention to detail and a strong sense of work commitment. I look forward to seeing your proposals and wor...

I am looking for a talented writer to craft a compelling cover letter for an marketing position. Key Requirements: - Experience with writing cover letters for marketing roles. - Understanding of the marketing industry and its latest trends. - Ability to tailor the letter for the job. - Please refer to my attached resume and job requirement. Your main task will be to create a persuasive narrative that highlights my skills, enthusiasm, and potential as a marketing professional. Although not mandatory, experience in the following will be a plus: - Working with fresh graduates or entry-level professionals. - Incorporating industry-specific achievements in cover letters. Prior experience in the marketing field or recruitment will be a significant asset. A successful candidate will ha...

We are seeking a professional translator to transla...cultural nuances and terminology to ensure the translation resonates with Brazilian readers. Maintain consistent voice and tone throughout the translation. Translate all text elements, including chapters, headings, subheadings, and any captions or illustrations. Proofread the translated manuscript for any errors or inconsistencies. Qualifications: Native-level Brazilian Portuguese speaker and writer Extensive experience translating non-fiction books, preferably in the same genre Excellent command of English grammar and vocabulary Strong understanding of cultural differences between English and Brazilian cultures Ability to meet deadlines and work independently Proficiency in translation software (e.g., SDL Trados Studio, memoQ)...

Hello, I have an idea for a game that I want to develop. I have scoped out what I want the game to be, and I'm ...super complex game, it's essentially a strategic board game with a few more components added to it. I can tell you more later if we end up working together. The thing is, I have no game development experience. I've considered doing it myself, but I do know from experience that having a coach by my side to help guide me can save me A LOT of time, frustration and the temptation of giving up. So I wanted to reach out and check if you offer "coaching" services that I could buy to help me better understand the best ways of creating my game, and then the details of what exactly needs to be done (and how it should be done in an efficient way.) Plea...

Seeking a talented writer with a knack for penning engaging, informal biography-style content. What's Required: - Composition of a casual, yet captivating account of a detailed personal history. This biography should be comprehensive, drawing on key life moments to create a rich tapestry of the subject's life. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Previous experience writing memoirs or biographies - Ability to write informally while maintaining the depth and credibility inherent to the genre - Mastery in vividly depicting scenes to make the story more alive and engaging Join us in conducting an intriguing journey through the past, mapping out a detailed personal history in an easy-going informal style. It's not just an historical account, it's a story unfurlin...

I'm looking for a skilled writer to craft 20 engaging, 100-word paragraphs . The topic of the paragraphs is yet to be determined, as I'm open to suggestions, but should be suitable for a general audience. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in creative writing - Ability to write engaging, concise 100-word paragraphs - Versatile writing style that can adapt to different topics - Understanding of how to tailor content for a general audience

I need a resume writer to help me craft a compelling resume for mid-career roles in the Software as a Service (SaaS) industry. Key Requirements: - The resume should be in PDF format. - It should be tailored to the SaaS industry, reflecting my mid-career level of experience. - I'm looking for a professional and engaging resume that highlights my skills and accomplishments in a clear and concise manner. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in resume writing, especially for mid-career professionals. - Strong understanding of the Software as a Service (SaaS) industry. - Excellent command over the English language with a keen eye for detail. - Ability to deliver the project in a timely manner.

I need an experienced writer to draft a formal business letter for me. The recipient will be a government or regulatory body, hence it's crucial that the letter maintains a professional and respectful tone. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in business writing - Familiar with formal letter structuring - Experience in government correspondence is a plus Key Requirements: - The letter must strictly adhere to an official template - It should be concise yet impactful, introducing my business in a way that is impressive and formal - Tone should be respectful and professional, maintaining a high standard of language and style

I'm seeking a talented content writer to develop engaging and informative content for my makeup brand's website. The content should be tailored for a female audience and should maintain a friendly, conversational tone throughout. Key Requirements: - Develop general website content that showcases and promotes our products effectively. - Craft engaging and informative articles that align with the interests of our target audience. - Maintain a consistent, friendly, and conversational tone of voice throughout all content. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in content writing for beauty or fashion brands, particularly for female audiences. - Strong grasp of SEO best practices and the ability to incorporate these into the content. - Creativity in developing engaging and sha...

...2000-lbs-water-on-flat-roof-collapsed-ins-didnt-pay Subject line: I Urgently Need 1,000 donations to help me from losing my home & business: 5/18/2024 Once again, thank you to the people that have donated so far. However, it’s been too long since anyone made a donation. I realize it must be difficult to give money to a person you haven’t seen for years or never met. I wanted to run a “Rewards Based Campaign” where contributors could select either Prints of my Artwork or select from my list of 200 different titles of Vintage Children’s books or both but GoFundMe prohibits offering rewards. I’ve been a successful award winning world-class professional painter & printmaker for decades. However (as mentioned in my campaign) Redundancy i...

I need a freelancer who can craft well-researched articles blending history with travel, focusing specifically on creating biographies of historical figures related to the island. The final piece will need to be illustrated and formatted according to Amazon'...compliment the articles. - Amazon Expertise: Able to post content following Amazon's requirements on formatting and guidelines. Ideal candidate: - Background in history and travel writing. - Experience in creating biographies. - Proficient with illustration software. - Prior experience posting content on Amazon is a huge plus. - High attention to detail and ability to meet deadlines. If you're a writer-illustrator with a passion for history and travel, and you're familiar with Amazon's posting requi...

I'm on the lookout for agents who can bring in projects on a commission basis. While the type of projects and industry sectors is not specified, I'm open to all sorts of projects. Your tasks will include: - Bringing in projects that are likely to match our capabilities - Negotiating with the client and finalizing the project - Ensuring the client's satisfaction during project execution I'm open to a diverse range of projects from various industries. You'll be rewarded with a commission on successful project acquisition and completion. Ideal candidates for this role would have: - Strong communication and negotiation skills - Experience in the project acquisition field - A good understanding of project management and client satisfaction - A network of potential...

Are you a talented 3D designer with a passion for creating vibrant and engaging event layouts? SARYA EVENTS LLC OPC is seeking a skilled freelancer to bring our UAE Union Day, Flag Day celebrations, and wedding venues to life through stunning 3D visualizations. About the Project: We are planning grand celebrations for UAE Union Day and UAE Flag Day, incorporating traditional Emirati elements and activities, as well as designing beautiful wedding venues. We need detailed 3D visualizations for the following venues: Scope of Work: UAE Union Day Venues: Locations: Indoor and outoor location. Objective: Showcase patriotic decorations and activities that highlight traditional Emirati culture and heritage. Tasks: Create detailed 3D models of event layouts tailored to each specific venue. Desig...

I'm a skilled dance teacher I can teach hip-hop and locking. The ideal candidate should be able to cater to a variety of age groups, such as children, teenagers, and adults. Key requirements: - 5 year Strong experience in this category - Ability to engage with and manage different age groups - Availability for 1-hour classes - Excellent communication and teaching skills - Previous experience in choreographing would be a plus

I am seeking a talented freelance illustrator to visualize my children's book aimed at the 4-8 years age group. - Style: I'm interested in a vibrant, whimsical cartoon style, with the ability to bring unique and lovable characters to life. - Character Design: The book will showcase one to three main characters. Experience in creating engaging, relatable characters is essential. - Skills and Experience: Ideal candidates will have prior experience working on children's books, good understanding of child psychology and what appeals to this particular age group. This project demands creativity, consistency in style, character design, and color selection, as well as a keen understanding of story pacing for illustrations. If this sounds like the right project for you, place you...

I'm seeking a skilled writer to create an engaging and informative blog post on personal finance, focusing particularly on mutual fund investment tips and retirement planning. The post should be tailored towards beginners within the finance realm. Key Points: - The blog post will revolve around the topic of investing in mutual funds, specifically targeting individuals who are new to the concept of personal finance. - Alongside the investment tips, the post should also touch on basic elements of retirement planning. - The writing style should be informative and factual, ensuring that the content is easy to understand for those with limited knowledge on the subject. Ideal Candidate: - Demonstrated experience in writing engaging and informative personal finance content. - A soli...

I'm searching for performers for a film on migration. The project involves participating in 3-4 minute scenes on May 23rd. Specifically, - An Australian actress: Her role will be the friend of the film writer in the scenes at Greenwich. She should ideally be middle-aged and present a professional appearance. Opulence with the Australian accent is mandatory. - French Actor: For one scene in Spitalfields outside the Sever's house. Skills and experience required include acting, punctuality, and dedication to the character's role. Previous acting experience is preferable but not necessary. Galvanize your passion and let's create art together.

I am seeking a talented Procreate designer who can handle digital illustrations, graphic design, and is proficient in creating custom brushes and textures. The project is for a personal project, but I would like to have high-quality work that has a strong visual appeal. Key Responsibilities: - Develop digital illustrations and graphic designs for a personal project - Create custom Procreate brushes and textures to enhance the overall aesthetic - Implement cosmetic filters to bring a unique touch to the designs Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Procreate - Strong background in digital illustrations and graphic design - Experience in creating custom brushes and textures - Familiarity with implementing cosmetic filters to enhance visual appeal - A keen eye for detail and a creat...

I'm looking for a skilled writer who can help me bring my personal stories to life. It's about the human experience, encompassing both the beauty and the hardships that we face throughout our lives. Key Points: - Purpose: The primary aim of this memoir is personal storytelling. It's not just about me, but about the broader human experience as well. - Tone: I'm looking for a writer who can balance a mix of serious and humorous elements. This memoir should be insightful and introspective, yet also light-hearted at times. - Theme: The central theme of the memoir revolves around the dualities of life - the moments of beauty and the challenges that we encounter. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in writing memoirs or personal storytelling pieces. - Underst...

We are hiring a skilled writer/editor/producer who can provide well-researched and engaging content in the domains of small and medium business, finance, technology, and marketing. as well as provide production support for our site and newsletter. Daily availability is a requirement. Key Project Details: - Focus Areas: Your primary task will be preparing the daily newsletter and sending as well as reviewing and publishing stories from our 1000s of business contributors. Once the daily email has been published we need to create content that is both informative and educational on finance, technology, and marketing. Ideal Candidate Skills: - Excellent research and writing abilities - Excellent grammar and spelling, written and spoken English (2nd language a bonus) - Ability to ed...

I'm looking for a Python content writer who can create technical documentation at an intermediate level geared towards software developers. Key Requirements: - Previous experience writing technical documentation. - Comprehensive understanding of Python programming language. - Ability to break down complex concepts into easily digestible content. - Knowledge of the needs and interests of software developers. The documentation should be structured, engaging, and provide a thorough explanation of Python concepts that are relevant and useful for software developers. A long-term collaboration may be possible for the right candidate.

I am in need of a talented and creative logo designer, who can assist me in creating an eye-catching and meaningful representation of my brand. Key requirements: - Experience with various logo styles - Ability to work independently and incorporate company's essence in the logo As the logo is to be used for my website, business cards, and social media profiles, it must be adaptable in various sizes and formats. Regarding color choices and completion timeframe, I am flexible and open to suggestions. Your portfolio showcasing previous works will be beneficial.

I am looking for an experienced writer to create an informative and educational blog post aimed at beginners in the field of personal finance. Specifically, I would like the post to cover the following topics: - Budgeting and saving: The article should include practical tips on how beginners can start managing their finances effectively. - Investing strategies: I am also looking for detailed but beginner-friendly explanations of different investment options, from traditional stocks to cryptocurrencies. The tone of the blog post should be informative and educational, helping readers grasp the concepts without overwhelming them with technical jargon. The ideal candidate for this project should have a strong background in personal finance and investing, with prior experience writing ...

I am seeking a professional resume writer to help me craft a compelling resume for mid-level positions within the technology industry. Key Requirements: - Proficient in understanding the specifics of the technology industry and what employers are looking for in a resume - Ability to tailor a resume for mid-level positions - Familiarity and experience with resumes for roles like software development, data analysis, and project management is a plus - Understanding of the current trends and technologies in the tech job market - Creative writing skills to make my profile stand out

I am looking for a skilled writer to create a compelling bio for personal use on my website and social media platforms. The bio will primarily target potential clients or customers. I have specific details and achievements that I would like to highlight in the bio. However, I am open to suggestions from the writer as well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in crafting engaging and concise bios - Familiarity with writing for personal branding and online platforms - Ability to highlight key achievements and skills effectively - Strong understanding of the target audience and the tone that will resonate with them.

I need a legal writer for writing some document for my case.

I need a professional copywriter who can write SEO friendly blogs for my website.

I need to write some paragraph for my website within shortest deadline. Thanks.

I'm launching an art website and I need an experienced writer to craft engaging and informative articles on various art topics. The main focus will be on promoting the appreciation of art across the general public. Key Requirements: - Ability to create well-researched, high-quality articles on art - Understanding of different art forms and movements - Experience in writing for online platforms - A flair for engaging and captivating writing The ideal candidate will have a strong writing portfolio with a focus on art-related content. A background in art history or a related field would be an advantage.

I am seeking a forward-thinking individual acquainted with managing and boosting visibility on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. This project shouldn't be a mere social media management job; I look forward to increasing brand awareness, generating leads, and driving substantial traffic to my website. Key Areas of Focus: - Brand Awareness: Through strategic campaigns, engage and attract our target audience's attention across varying age groups (Young adults: 18-24, Adults: 25-34, Middle-aged adults: 35-54). - Lead Generation: Create compelling content that generates valuable leads and conversions. - Web Traffic: Fortify initiatives that will straightforwardly funnel social media users to our website. Required Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in managing effective s...

I'm in need of a creative content writer who can help me create engaging and friendly discussion threads for a dating experince. forum The Content Writer will be responsible for producing high-quality, engaging content that resonates with our audience. This includes writing blog posts, articles, user guides, newsletters, and social media content. The ideal candidate will have a deep understanding of dating dynamics, be up-to-date with current trends, and possess a flair for storytelling that captures the essence of modern dating experiences. Key Responsibilities: - Craft discussion threads that are engaging - Ensure threads are relevant to the technology topic - Maintain a friendly and conversational tone throughout Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in English -

I'm seeking a skilled screenplay writer to create a thrilling and engaging script for a 10-episode TV series that will appeal to an adult audience. This project is a crossover between two iconic Marvel characters, Ghost Rider and Spider-Man, and thus requires a deep understanding of their stories. Key Requirements: - Target Audience: The aim is to create a screenplay that is particularly captivating for adults. The story should be intricate and mature, while still retaining the essence of the original comic book characters. - Tone: The screenplay should have a dark and gritty tone to match the themes of the Ghost Rider character and the general atmosphere of the Marvel universe. It should be crafted in a way that keeps the audience on the edge of their seats, while also provid...

I'm seeking a talented screenplay writer to craft a 3-hour movie script for an action-packed and thrilling adaptation of the popular video game "Mega Man". Ideally, I'm looking for a script that retains the core essence of the game but is open to some creative liberties. Key Requirements: - Create an engaging, 3-hour screenplay - Include intense action sequences, heroic battles against bosses, and characters with special abilities - Maintain the action-packed and thrilling tone throughout - Stay moderately close to the original video game storyline, while allowing for some creative freedom Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in scriptwriting, particularly for action-based movies - Strong understanding of the "Mega Man" game fran...

Looking for a wikipedia writer to get my Athlete page up

Project Overview: I am seeking an experienced tech writer/cloud engineer to help create a comprehensive consultancy playbook based on the Microsoft Cloud Adoption Framework. The goal is to turn this framework into a practical, step-by-step guide that businesses can follow to transition from ground to cloud. This playbook will serve as a cornerstone of my consultancy business. Project Scope: Deep Dive Analysis: Conduct an in-depth analysis of the Microsoft Cloud Adoption Framework. Content Development: Write a detailed guide that encompasses business strategies, marketing tactics, and sales techniques related to cloud adoption. This needs to be deep and detailed. Framework Parsing: Break down the framework into a structured, easy-to-follow product/playbook. Ideal Candidate...

Hey there, I’m interested in building a kind of niche product, basically a coloring app framework for iOS and Android, but the app would use my own artwork. I’d like to be able to reskin it, update it, and add more images as I wanted - so maybe a template with placeholders that I could reskin? I did some basic coding long ago and I’ve bumped around in Swift a bit, so I think if placeholders were inserted I’d be okay doing the reskinning. Functionality that I’d be looking for: - iOS and Android both (maybe quote for each individually, in case we’d have to do one at a time due to cost?) - splashscreen while itloads, then on to the main screen - thumbnails of images, divided into themes - when the user clicks an image it’d take them to the col...

I'm seeking a professional business plan writer to assist me in creating a comprehensive business plan for my service-based business. Key Objectives: - Secure Funding: The business plan should be detailed, well-researched, and clearly demonstrate the financial viability and growth potential of my business. - Strategic Planning: I require a roadmap for my service-based business with clear strategic objectives, market analysis, and competitive landscape. - Operational Guidelines: The plan should also detail operational procedures, staffing requirements, and technology needs. The Nature of My Business Idea: - Service-Based: My business is primarily service-based, catering to both businesses (B2B) and consumers (B2C). Therefore, the plan should be structured to appeal to a wide r...

As a graphic designer, I'm in need of a skilled professional with a strong eye for design to assess and provide feedback on a logo I'm creating. Key Tasks: - Evaluate the overall design and layout of the logo - Suggest changes or improvements to optimize its visual appeal and effectiveness - Provide constructive criticism and actionable insights Skills and Experience Needed: - Extensive experience in graphic design, specifically with creating logos - Strong attention to detail and an eye for good design - Excellent communication skills to provide clear, constructive feedback - Knowledge of design principles and branding Please note that experience with beta testing or providing feedback on design work will be a significant plus. This project is time-sensitive; therefore, I�...

I'm looking for a skilled and experienced writer who can craft an engaging and informative blog post on investing in stocks. The post is intended for families planning their finances, so it should offer valuable insights and practical advice that this demographic can easily understand and implement. Key points you should cover in the blog post: - Tips for creating a budget: This section should provide practical and actionable advice on how families can set up and adhere to a budget. The guidance should be clear and easy to follow, helping readers to better manage their finances. - Strategies for saving money: The blog post should also outline various strategies families can use to save more effectively. This can range from cutting back on non-essential spending to setting up ...

I need a proficient grant writer who can assist in making grant applications for different sectors: Government, Foundations and Corporate. Although I've not identified specific opportunities or funding sources, I'm seeking funding for corporate software development. Here's what I'm looking for: - Previous experience in writing and sourcing grant opportunities - Proven success in securing funding in government, foundation or corporate sectors - Strong research skills - Excellent written communication skills - Familiarity with software development sector would be a bonus. The writer should identify which grants we fit with, and then chart out strategy for approval. This is an opportunity for someone who understands the complexity of crafting successful gr...

I'm looking for a skilled and experienced writer to help me with a technical essay. This project involves: - Writing a 3000-word essay with technical content - Conducting thorough research using both primary and secondary sources Ideal candidates for this project will have: - Proven experience in technical writing - Strong research skills and experience in using primary and secondary sources - Ability to deliver high-quality, engaging content on time Please provide samples of your previous work, particularly in the technical writing realm, and outline your approach to handling both primary and secondary research.

I'm seeking a blog writer to create content focused on different types of bras and their benefits, mainly targeting a female audience. The tone should be informative and educational. Key Requirements: - In-depth knowledge and understanding of various types of bras. - Proficiency in creating engaging, SEO-friendly content. - Prior experience in writing for a female audience, particularly on the subject of lingerie or fashion, is highly desirable.

We're a dynamic agency specializing in helping businesses stand out on YouTube. We're currently on the lookout for a YouTube SEO specialist to boost the visibility and ranking of our high-quality content on the platform. Key Responsibilities: - Implement advanced SEO techniques to improve the ranking of our videos in search results. - Conduct comprehensive keyword research and optimize video content accordingly. - Enhance the appeal and engagement of our videos through creative thumbnail and title optimization. - Dive into analytics and user engagement data to constantly refine and improve our strategies. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in YouTube SEO, with a track record of improving video ranking and visibility. - In-depth knowledge of keyword research tools and SEO opti...

I'm in need of an experienced finance expert who can produce high-quality, engaging content on finance. - Ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of various finance topics, such as personal finance, corporate finance, and investment analysis. - The content should be of high quality and targeted at students, small business owners and the general public.