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Hello there, I've got the writing skills (and humor) to do this for you. Just be great to know more about what the email needs to be - confirmation for what? Please take a look at my profile, reviews and portfolio for more about me. And if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. Many thanks for your time.

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