Forum topics

I am looking for someone to write me nine opening topics for my forum, I will post these myself as admin and they are to describe what that part of the forum is for, some brief details are below... Introduction/sell yourself This part of the forum is for new members to introduce themselves and to post a bit of information about who they are and what they do, this is not to be a blatant advertisement for their company/business. General Business This part is where members can discuss any aspect of their business or business life, that they feel doesn't fall in to any of the other categories. Press Release This part of the forum is for members to post any of their press releases and for other members to comment about. Marketing This part of the forum is for people to discus any type of marketing, wether they are after advice, telling people of a positive marketing experience they have had and so on. MLM/Network Marketing This part of the forum is for any of our members who are in the MLM sector, it is a good place for networking, giving advice to others or for new members to ask about MLM while they are thinking about joining a MLM scheme. Offers from other members This part of the forum is for anyone to post a special offer their company would like to offer to our other members. Franchise This part of the forum is for people who currently run a franchise or for members who might be thinking of buying one. Take a brake This part of the forum is for general discussion of any type of topic, and for people to chill out and have a gossip. Funnies This part of the forum is for any of the members to share a funny story or joke with the rest of the members. People often get emails sent to them containing a funny joke, well brighten up someone else's day by posting it on this part of the forum. The content I require must be kept professional, be in perfect English and Grammar, each opening post must be at least 100 words long but no mare than 200. I need these completing ASAP and the winning bid will also be based on who can get these completed fast but also accurate. Payments are to be made through GAF, thank you.