493183 Easy to make PHP site

I want a very easy to make site done. This site will offer a virtual tour of the Dracula castle. On the first page is should have the picture found at the address [login to view URL] and over the picture written the info found at the same address (with the name BRAN changed to Dracula Castle). Also at the bottom of the page it should have a button with the text "Take a virtual 3D tour of Dracula Castle for 1 dollar" and this button should take to two payment gateways paypal and moneybookers. After paying the sum of 1 USD the visitors shall be redirected to the site address [login to view URL] Of course I need all this done and running up on a free file hosting server, with a free domain (from .[login to view URL] - like [login to view URL]) attached. I hope you can do this in one day or two. I will ignore bets higher than 30 USD and freelancers that want escrow. Thank you.