Help me get a job!

Okay, this is little bit funny! I am looking for a Virtual Assistant that can help me find a job as a Virtual Assistant. Maybe you have a great network of people? Or maybe yourself is working as a Virtual Assistant and need a co-worker?\r\n\r\nBefore it was easy for me to find work with in Sweden. But now I want to get contact across boarders!\r\n\r\nWhat are you getting payed for:\r\n\r\nI guess this will be different from person too person. And we can discuss this more later depending on your situation. But let say you using your network of people to get me a job then u get payed what u have bid, but also commission from my work if I get payed more then I wish for? What you bid on is how much you will get for just getting me into to this business.\r\n\r\nPlease type \"The sky is red\" in top of your bid, so I can see that you have read and understand everything.\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is what I am looking for:\r\n\r\nI can work 8hrs/day, 6days/week but I will also be satisfied with less! Anything is better then nothing. I would love to have a pay at 15USD/hr. But can go as low as 10 or even 7.\r\n\r\nSo, what can I do?\r\n\r\nI can do almost anything, but just to mention a few things.\r\n\r\nLanguage:\r\n\r\nIm from Sweden and can speak, write and read Swedish perfectly. As you hopfully can see Im also pretty good at English, ofcourse to read and Speak too. Im also currently living in Thailand, so can find people for Translation Thai/English or for other purposes.\r\n\r\nAdministration, Customer Support and Data Entry.\r\n\r\nOver the years I have been involved in alot of project (websites) from small up to sites handeling 30 000 uniqe visitors daily.\r\n\r\nSo I am used to work with custumer suppor over the website, email, phone, facebook or Twitter.\r\n\r\nI have also done alot of data entrys over the years, mostly doing websearchs for infomation and enter the information in forms on a website. But I can do almost any kind of data entry.\r\n\r\nI have also done alot of work as a moderator on site, in chat or forum.\r\n\r\nMany times I have also been in the \"project group\" mostly producing drafts of proposal or improvments to get the site moving ahead in a good direction.\r\n\r\nI have also been taking care of payments, webhotels, VPS/Server providers and domains.\r\n\r\nWeb development:\r\n\r\n I have many years of experience in HTML, MySql and CSS. And basic knowladge in WordPress, WooCommerce and PHP.\r\n\r\nContent Writing.\r\n\r\nI am also quite good at writing articles and blog post. But maybe my English will be a problem in this area.\r\n\r\nCAD:\r\n\r\nFor 2 years in work and 3 years in school I spent my time making drawings and models on bout 2D and 3D CAD. BUT at the moment I do not have a computer powerfull enought to do this!\r\n\r\nDocumentation:\r\n\r\nI have done alot of documentation for products with information to Purchase department. Or instructions of how a specific work should be done.\r\n\r\nBasic IT:\r\n\r\nI know alot but to mention a few I have been working with e-mail platforms like Gmail, Outlook and Notus lotes. Programs like Excell, Google Calander or Word is of no problem at all for me. I am very familiar with these. Google docs, Google Drive, Dropbox, OneDive is also platforms I have used massive times with in work.\r\n\r\nBasic Assistance:\r\n\r\nThings like making calls, taking notes, bookings, make schedule and so on is absolutly no problem at all!