Record a voice record with strong English accent

ENGLISH PEOPLE ONLY! I need an English (preferably man) to record a short voice recording of the text below. This is needed so that our character could recreate the English accent later on. What you will need to do? 1. Open the text 2. Edit the sentences in a way which Brits speak (To make this text in English look more English'y, yet grammatically correct) 3. Read the text with a nice intonation and with your pure English accent in a NORMAL speed while recording. 4. Read the text with the same nice intonation and with exactly the same pronunciation in a SLOW speed while recording. That's it. Probably won't take more than half an hour. The text is following: Hi there!, I’m Freddie! Let me introduce myself! I’m a true Englishman coming from London, which is the capital of great Britain. By the order of my queen, I started teaching Egnlish language to kids from all over the world Enlgish language! Oh! Oh come on, don’t be shyyy! – they’re actually very excited! Hello, I’m monkey and this is my uncle whale, uncle whale say hi! Uncle whale: Ohohoh, that’s my girl! Ohohoh, hello kids, I’m uncle whale, pleased to meet you! F: The monkey needs to improve her English as soon as possible, because Monkey: I want to go to school! I want to go to school, that’s why I need to learn English! Uncle whale: Ohohoh, that’s my girl! I’ll be teaching you and monkey, so it’s much more fun for you and the monkey! Uncle Whale: Khm khm, we’ll be teaching! F: Oh, yeah, ucnel whale will be helping me Ucnle: Hm Anyways F: As you can see our lessons are full of fun an interaction! We’ll be learning new words, read stories, sing songs and after our lessons you’ll even start to understand your favorite cartoons in English! If you will join us, you will never get bored during the lessons! Monkey: What are they waiting for? Me: I don’t know! Join our classes, and …. Tiririririm (phone) F: Hello? Voices from phone F: (to the camera) Oh, that’s the queen F: (to phone) yes your majesty? Voices F: (to the camera) Oh, she wants some tea! F: (to phone) Sure my majesty will come soon! F: (to the camera) Gotta go! Monkey and whale laugh RECREATING THE VOICES OF MONKEY AND WHALE IS NOT NECESSARY BUT WOULD BE HELPFUL