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Logo needed for brand offering Tow Service Designs should include iconic logo and text. *Important; only *creative and original* designs that you yourself have created should be entered. *Please do not duplicate the designs of other contestants. If a winning design has been duplicated, the award will go to the original design. > Brand name >> Two Bit Tow << "Two" should always be written out (not 2) "Bit" refers to coin(s) > Brand Colors are Black, White, and Red > The design should be effective with and without color > The design should be effective with and without enhancements > The design should be recognizable even at small sizes > Designs with contrasting elements which lead the eye toward the center of the icon are ...

...The chosen freelancer must be comfortable with making phone calls and sending emails to engage these leads. • Goal-oriented: The primary goal of the communication will be to schedule meetings or presentations with these companies. Ideal skills and experience would include: • Proven experience in B2B lead generation, particularly within these industries. • Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal. • Proficiency in using various lead generation tools and strategies. • An understanding of business development and scheduling sales meetings. This job requires a clear understanding of my services, as well as the ability to quickly grasp and present our value proposition in a way that resonates with high-level executives. Key differentiators...

I'm urgently in need of a Python developer who can review and troubleshoot an existing code, dedicated to uploading documents, but currently facing specific issues. The code: - Returns error messages when uploading documents - Is integrated with both OpenAI and Langchain - Is written in Python and the issues seem to stem from the Python code itself The ideal candidate has extensive experience in Python, knowledge of OpenAI and Langchain, and the ability to quickly identify and address file upload issues. Your tasks will include assessing the issues, devising and implementing reliable solutions to resolve these bugs. Previous experience with similar projects is a huge plus.

Hello, I am looking for an English native speaker (US English) to edit a fanfiction to make it sound like it was written by a native in terms of punctuation and vocabulary It's around 18,000 words and I need it within 24 hours (so a fast turnaround) I will request people to sign an NDA I will preferably pick someone with extensive proofreading and ghostwriting experience and/or a degree in Creative Writing, English literature or similar from a US college/university, so list your experience and education OFFERS FROM NON NATIVE SPEAKERS WILL BE TURNED DOWN SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER APPLYING

I'm searching for a skilled coder knowledgeable in PHP and MySQL databases to build a custom PHP class. We are currently using an old PEAR class and need a custom class written so we do not need to edit all the calls through the entire application. I have attached an example of a query call so you can see exactly how it is handled. So the class would need to support running this code. This class will need the following operations: - Connection to the MySQL database - Execution of SQL queries - Reading, writing, modifying, and deleting data - Creating and dropping tables - Fetching query results - Handling errors and exceptions Your background should include not only experience in PHP and MySQL, but a deep understanding of database operations and SQL query execution. An ideal ...

I'm seeking an experienced writer who can deliver twice-weekly articles about MLB The Show Diamond Dynasty. As a fan of baseball and a player of this particular game, you will use your extensive knowledge to deliv...engagement with the content. Ideal skills and experience: - Intimate knowledge of baseball and MLB The Show Diamond Dynasty game mode - Proven writing and editing skills - Experience in news format writing - Ability to deliver high-quality images relevant to the content. **EDIT I didn't realize how many responses I would get on this. I'm really looking for someone who owns and plays the video game MLB The Show. If you play the game, message me. If you have written articles for MLB The Show before please link me an example of an article you wro...

NOTE*: NO AUTO GENERATED APPLICATION! THEY WiLL BE DELETED! I'm looking for some College level students that are writers and journalists. I need some writers that are in to really cool youth entertainment. You need to know what really cool/dope things are going on in the world & whats popular amongst young people. You will be working for a Instagram page that is very much like @Complex or @hypebeast If you have an understanding and love for Business then thats even better! Your job will be to find very very interesting stories and connect them to how it impacts the topic's business. PLEASE NO AI / ChatGPT APPLICATIONS: In your application I want you to write about cool hypebeast topics that have gone on this week. Write as much as you can and about whatever ...

...a design of your liking for the leather cover and 2 pictures with all information condensed to post on airbnb photo listings this has a spanish version and english version, use english for example in entries I would like a menu that reflects the jungle style but modern techy property i have 8-10 pages max for book menu and 3-5 pages for phone menu vertical and only 2 pages for airbnb photos (really condensed info and clear to read with a slight jungle touch) Quiero un menú para un hotel boutique que tenga formato digital y otro para imprimir en un libro con portada de cuero engravada con el logo de de el hotel boutique que diga servicios en grande una version en español para version telefono y version libro una en ingles para version telefono y version libro es p...

I'm in need of an experienced AI developer who can build a generative AI application for the web. The purpose of the program is to automatically generate written content specifically tailored towards human resource professionals. Key Project Deliverables: * A well developed and fully functional web-based Generative AI application * The AI must be capable of creating highly professional and useful content for HR professionals The ideal candidate for this job should have: * Provable expertise in AI programming, particularly in Generative AI * A great understanding of how to create web and smart phone apps * Excellent web development skills * Past experience in similar projects. A well-done job on this project can lead to future work as we expand the functionalities of the A...

I am looking for a technically and grammatically strong research article written in solid English. The topic is Serpents/Snakes in African Traditional Religion(s) (ATR). 5,000 words The writer must respect the cultural/religious/social viewpoints of ATR and must refrain from promoting unhelpful stereotypes and Western judgements. For example, it is insensitive to identify ATR as "primitive" or quote writings referring to Africans as "savages" etc. I have a host of online resources to be accessed and the writer may complement those with her/his own. I would prefer at least ten resources cited, twenty or more is ideal. The essay does not need an introduction or conclusion, just the core research material. The research material should respect and acknowledge fo...

I need a top-quality essay that delves into the future of social me...reality or blockchain could have on social media applications and their effect on the purchasing decisions of consumers. - Predict future trends in social media usage, offering insightful, data-backed forecasts. - Analyize potential challenges and opportunities that businesses could face in social media marketing, suggesting practical strategies for optimizing their outcomes. The essay should be written in an engaging manner suitable for marketing professionals and general readers with an interest in social media. The ideal freelancer for this job should have a background in marketing, tech trends and should be savvy about the implications of social media on businesses. Exceptional research and writing skills a...

I'm seeking an experienced videographer to put together a serious and professional product tutorial video. The sole purpose of this video will be to showcase and explain the functionality of the product. I am really keen on providing viewers with clear insights into how our product works and the benefits it offers. Key responsibilities will include: - Understanding the product and its functionality. - Creating a professional and serious video tutorial that clearly showcases the product's functionality. - Ensuring the video is high-quality and engaging to viewers. The ideal freelancer for this job will have: - Significant experience in professional videography and video editing. - A keen eye for detail and a deep understanding of how to showcase product functionality. -...

I am seeking a skilled programmer with experience in FORT...understood. Ideal Skills and Experience: - A background in physics or engineering, with a specific focus on thermodynamics or combustion, is highly desirable. - Prior experience in creating simulation software, particularly with a focus on combustion or fluid dynamics. - Strong analytical and problem-solving skills, with a proven ability to work on complex scientific programming tasks. - Excellent written communication skills, for producing clear, comprehensive documentation. I am looking for a freelancer who is not just proficient in programming but also has a firm grasp of the scientific concepts involved in this project. Your work will contribute significantly to understanding and simulating multiple-flame combustion ...

Our company is planning a major move and we're on the hunt for an Interior & Exterior designer to articulate our new 5000 Squar feet IT head office. We want a modern style design that projects a forward-thinking organization while maintaining functionality. The design includes a cafeteria, fashioned with a coffee bar and lounge s...- Parking Layout: Will need to accommodate 50 to 100 vehicle parking spaces whilst ensuring easy access and optimal use of space. The ideal candidate should have targeted experience in commercial space design, specifically offices. Proven track record in creatively incorporating modern aesthetics with function is vital. Familiarity with designing IT centers would be an added bonus. We're really excited about this project and can't...

...for a golf travel website, as page builders such as Elementor or WPBakery are simply too slow and make too many queries. I currently have woodmart installed as the basis, which I also like very much in principle: and detail page: It should look fresh, attractive and modern and must load really fast Core Web Vitals Grade "A" and preferably under 1 second loading time. In the first step I basically need the following: - Header with horizontal navigation (no mega menu) and footer - Home page with grid of approx. 3 x 4 offers with prices, ratings etc. and an area above the offers for text with a jump marker to the remaining text below the offers. A search slot at the top right. - Category

I am looking for a logo designer to create a logo for my business. I would like the logo to be a graphic, as well as incorporate other visuals, such as a mascot or illustration. Additionally, I am open to either an animated or static version of the logo. I am interested in seeing a logo that will really represent my brand and give it a recognisable and unique look. the old logo was added.

I'm facing an issue with my Google Firebase Cloud Function, written in Node.JS. While trying to query a Firebase document collection via document reference from another collection, the function is producing incorrect results. I need this function to execute successfully and return the matching documents. The snag seems to originate while querying the document collection with following kind of scenario: fetch all blogs of an author. So we are running a query in blog document with document reference of AuthorId Skills necessary for this project include: - Proficiency in Google Firebase - Strong understanding of Node.JS - Experience in debugging and fixing code - Proficient in querying document collections I look forward to collaborating with a developer experienced in these a...

I'm seeking a seasoned C++ programmer who has extensive experience in automotive control systems. The project primarily focuses on developing and enhancing systems for the Engine ...systems for the Engine Control Unit. Key responsibilities: - Designing and modifying the ECU software in C++ - Troubleshooting, testing, and refining the system code - Debugging and optimizing performance issues Ideal candidate requirement: - Profound knowledge of C++ programming - Expertise in working with automotive engine controls - Troubleshooting and analytical skills - Ability to test written code effectively - Strong understanding of automotive control systems Experience: - An expert level developer with a proven background in working with automotive engine controls will be an ideal fit fo...

Our project aims to enhance the existing software, Foodyman, by integrating three essential modules: Inventory Management, Payroll Module, and United Payment's Payment Gateway. The inclusion of these modules is critical for boosting efficiency, streamlining operations, and enhancing financial transactions within the software. Objectives: To integrate an Inventory...Payment's Gateway will also need to be included in this project. Expertise in API integration, software development, reporting tools, and database management are essential for this job. A background in payment gateway and payroll system development would also be advantageous. Experience in software development for food-related businesses, or a strong understanding of restaurant operations, would really make a f...

...practice in line with organisational procedures and management processes. B5: Takes responsibility for own actions I'm seeking a coach specializing in personal and professional development, particularly in the healthcare sector. The key areas of focus are: 1. Leadership Development: Modifying behaviors, boosting confidence, and strengthening decision-making abilities on a managerial level. 2. Written Communication: This includes improvements in: - Report Writing: Learn to deliver clear and comprehensive reports. - Email Communication: Enhance the ability to write concise, effective emails. - Documentation: Strengthen documentation skills ensuring accuracy and detail. Suitable freelancers would have strong background in corporate training, specifically around ...

I have a complex smart contract developed in Solidity that needs verification on BSCscan, particularly for Token creation functionality. - Solidity Programming: The smart contract is written in Solidity— proficiency in this language is essential. - Complexity: The contract has multiple functions and dependencies. The successful freelancer needs experience with complex smart contracts. - Specific Function: Special attention should be given to verifying the token creation aspect of this contract. Only those with a proven background in this kind of task need apply. Fast and accurate work is expected.

...calls per week - Utilize various channels to maximize lead generation - Communicate effectively with potential clients - Provide daily updates and reports on lead-generation activities --- #### **Experience:** - Proven experience in generating quality leads and prospects - Proven experience in taking qualified leads through to the sales call stage for other team members to handle - High-quality written and spoken English (C1 level or above) - Excellent communication skills - Demonstrable past success in similar roles - please provide details and references for this. --- #### **Traits We Value:** - Honesty - Integrity - Ability --- #### **Compensation:** - A fixed monthly fee and additional commission payments on sales made from your appointment setting. --- #### **KPIs...

...Responsibilities: • Actively manage incoming leads, adding them promptly to our Zoho CRM system. • Reach out via phone to schedule discovery calls, acting as the warm and welcoming voice of our company. • Respond to basic queries, providing clear, concise information about our services. • Ensure a smooth hand-off to the relevant team for scheduled calls. • Maintain a high standard of verbal and written communication in English. Requirements: • Exceptional command of the English language, with a clear, articulate speaking voice. • Strong organizational skills to manage CRM entries and scheduling efficiently. • A friendly, engaging personality that resonates over the phone. • Basic understanding of our services (training prov...

I need someone to make a calculator (in Google Sheets) and some really nice charts to easily visualize the data as well. Token A = Variable market price from 0 to 10 USD max (or infinite) Token B = Always 1 USD Token A generates Token B automatically by staking it in a web3 contract. --- Calculator: Input 1: Amount of Token A Input 2: Token A Price Input 3. APY Output 1: Amount of Token B Generated Output 2: APY (Annual Percentage Yield) --- Chart 1: Line chart modeling Token B Generation based on Token A Price and APY Chart 2: Line chart modeling APY based on Token A Price Chart 3: Anything else that could be modeled --- +Any other fancy charts you can come up with. The above might not be accurate, but you should be able to figure out what I need. I will let the bidd...

I am looking for a technically and grammatically strong research article written in solid English. The topic is Serpents/Snakes in African Traditional Religion(s) (ATR). 5,000 words The writer must respect the cultural/religious/social viewpoints of ATR and must refrain from promoting unhelpful stereotypes and Western judgements. For example, it is insensitive to identify ATR as "primitive" or quote writings referring to Africans as "savages" etc. I have a host of online resources to be accessed and the writer may complement those with her/his own. I would prefer at least ten resources cited, twenty or more is ideal. The essay does not need an introduction or conclusion, just the core research material. The research material should respect and acknowledge...

I'm on the hunt for a talented content writer, who can deliver thoughtful, SEO-optimized content about finance for the general public, students and p...easily digestible content that informs readers, using topic-related keywords to boost SEO. Most blogs will be around 1000 words while research related articles may go till 2500 words to increase value of content. Ideal Skills: - Deep understanding of finance and ability to simplify complex concepts - Experience in SEO and keyword research - Proven ability to engage a general audience through written content - Excellent research skills It's critical that you can write in a manner that can engage, educate and relate to readers. Previous experience writing for a financial platform or creating finance content is preferre...

I'm seeking a skilled content writer who specializes in creating engaging blog posts, web page content, and social media posts for...Responsibilities - Producing blog posts relevant to current fashion trends. - Writing engaging content for various web pages. - Creating captivating social media contents that would engage our fashion-oriented audience. Ideal Candidate Skills and Experience - Proven experience writing for fashion blogs, websites, or social media platforms. - Ability to incorporate industry trends and insights into written pieces. - Ability to captivate audiences with engaging and entertaining content. - Strong understanding and appreciation of fashion. If you are passionate about fashion and have a knack for producing compelling content, this project may be...

...great idea but lack the words to transform it into a meaningfully engaging written piece. I hope to get connected with a prolific writer to draft a 20,000 words self-help ebook on anxiety and stress management. This book isn't meant for any specific audience; rather, everyone encountering anxious vibes can be benefited from it. Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in ebook writing and publishing - experience in quality cover page design - Knowledge in anxiety and stress management strategies - Excellent research skills - Ability to convey complex topics with simplicity Book Content: - Explain and elaborate on effective strategies for managing stress and anxiety. - The content should be non-technical, written in easily understandable layman's terms. N...

I need a strategic, eloquent complaint letter composed to resolve an issue with a private property company. As I seek a peaceful resolution, the letter must communicate my grievances and intended solution in a clear, respectful and persuasive manner. Your skills and experience should ideally include: - Exceptional written communication - Experience in dealing with property-related concerns - Proficiency in legal communication terms, preferably in the property industry - Strong negotiation and persuasion skills, ensuring the tone is assertive but not aggressive - A track record of successful complaint resolutions would be beneficial.

I'm seeking a creative content writer specia...You'll help weave intricate webs of fictional narratives that would capture the imagination of site visitors. - Style & Tone: I need the writing to be in a formal tone. The content should be professional and polished, while still being engrossing and compelling. This project would be ideal for freelancers with: - Proven experience in ghostwriting, particularly in the fiction genre. - Strong written communication skills, with the ability to capture formality in their writing style. - Experience in crafting captivating website content. - An understanding of storytelling techniques, and how to incorporate them into website content. If you have published fiction work or have examples of formal writing style, please include...

We are looking for a seasoned website developer who can create a dynamic portfolio website for us. This website will primarily showcase professional services. - Requirements - Create a dynamic website - Skills & Experience Ideal candidates would have: - Prov...professional services. - Requirements - Create a dynamic website - Skills & Experience Ideal candidates would have: - Proven experience in website development, especially dynamic websites - Portfolio of previous work to show - Knowledge of the latest web design trends and technologies - Excellent problem-solving skills - Attention to detail Please note, that the specific types of written content to be featured on the site is yet to be determined. We will provide more details during th...

I'm seeking a beginner After Effects video editor who is capable and confident in their abilities to create high-quality edits. Though the type of video content is not specified, it's cruci...the task. - Patience and willingness to evolve: As I have opted for a beginner level of expertise, I understand that perfection won't be achievable from the get-go. However, you should have the resilience and willingness to learn and improve over time. Ideal skills/experiences: - Basic understanding of After Effects. - Evidence of resilience and a keen desire to grow your skills. - Excellent written communication skills: You will be expected to articulate your project proposal and approach coherently. - Time management skills: It's important that you can manage your time e...

I am in need of a reliable, organized, and efficient virtual assistant to he...reliable, organized, and efficient virtual assistant to help manage my emails, focusing on direct customer communication. Duties include: - Exclusively handling all direct communication with customers via email - Providing superb service in responses to customer correspondence - Maintaining a well-organized, current system for email management Candidates ideal for this job will have excellent written communication skills, a knack for customer service, and prior experience as a virtual assistant with a focus on email management. Responsibilities will be exclusively conducted via email with no expected phone or video communication. Efficiency, attentiveness, and discretion are of utmost importance for ...

...comic-book style illustrations. - Openness to receiving author feedback and implementing revisions. - Delivering final source files and PNG format images. Adobe illustrator is ideal, but open to other tools. Requirements: - Proven experience in comic-book style illustration - A portfolio that demonstrates strong figure drawing, dynamic composition, and a flair for color - Ability to interpret written descriptions and translate them into compelling visuals - Excellent communication skills and responsiveness - Ability to meet deadlines Project Details - Scope: 150 illustrations total, with 4 illustrations per short story. - Budget: $500 for all 150 illustrations. Potential for bonus of $100-250 based on exceptional work quality and effective communication. - Timeline: 15 days for...

We are seeking a skilled Korean Translator to join our team. The ideal candidate should have a strong command of both Korean and English languages, with the ability to accurately and efficiently translate written and spoken content. Requirements: Fluent in both Korean and English languages. Strong written and verbal communication skills in both languages. Proven experience in translation or interpretation is preferred. Translate written documents from Korean to English and vice versa. Excellent attention to detail and ability to maintain accuracy in translations.

I'm currently in the need for someone who is adept in software hosting, specifically shared hosting. The person I'm looking for must be capable of assisting me in efficiently hosting both my code and database. Key requirements: - Proficiency in React, as my code was written in this language. - Extensive knowledge of the functionalities and techniques of shared hosting. - Ability to provide guidance without needing to fix specific issues or overcome challenges, since I am not currently encountering any trouble with the process. Ideal Skills: - Strong understanding of shared hosting - Proficiency in React language - Excellent communication skills to provide clear assistance and guidance - A patient and amiable demeanor to accommodate a client in learning. The ideal...

I'm looking for architectural ideas for my new house which needs a facelift. Currently, our house has had one of the original bays converted into a garage. We like the additional space at the front of the house but the garage is really ugly and has no light in the room behind it. We could return it back to a Bay Window or do something more interesting which would retain the additional space offered by the garage doors In the competition I’m after the right ideas and with the right idea I’ll choose the architect for the full drawings. I’ve added some photos but IMG_1399 is the best view. Your creativity and innovation will be appreciated! :)

I need assistance with setting up my Rodecaster Duo audio mixer for Zoom calls. I will be primarily using this setup for conducting interviews through Zoom on my Windows machine and require professional-quality audio for both personal and professiona...optimum audio delivery during Zoom interviews - Troubleshooting any potential issues that may come up during the setup process - Providing a rundown or tutorial of the various features and functionalities of the mixer suitable for Zoom calls Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in audio engineering, specifically with the Rodecaster Duo and Zoom - Proficient in Windows OS - Excellent written and spoken communication for guidance through the process - Prior experience in providing technical support or training will be b...

I'm searching for an expert copywriter able to produce top-tier content for my textile manufacturing industry website. The ideal candidate should possess a deep knowledge of this niche, with an ability to deliver professional and compelling written content. Requirements: . Develop compelling website copy for a textile and clothing manufacturing company. . Craft engaging content that effectively communicates our brand story, product features, and value proposition. .Conduct thorough research to ensure content is accurate, informative, and relevant to our target audience. .Optimize content for SEO to improve search engine rankings and increase organic traffic to our website. Your expertise will be instrumental to convey the essence of our industry and to connect with our pr...

I need a creative wordsmith to craft conversational, engaging blog posts that are less than 500 words each. The ideal freelancer will: - Have experience in producing high-quality, informal, and compelling blog posts - Demonstrate excellent written communication skills, ensuring blog posts resonate with readers - Be able to deliver content promptly and consistently, and comply with the specified word count. Your goal will be to write casual yet gripping blog posts that will effectively engage the audience and lead to insightful discussions.

I require assistance with setting up and making my Android source code work in the emulator and successfully compile to APK on my laptop's Android Studio. Further details include: - The code is primarily written in Java. - Uncertain about the minimum SDK version that the app is compatible with. Ideal professionals for this task should have: - Proficiency in Java. - In-depth understanding of Android Studio and emulator setup. - Knowledge about compiling to APKs. - Experience with various Android SDK versions, particularly in diagnosing the minimum version required to run the app.

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I'm seeking an assignment writer expert in research project development, specifically within the field of engineering, possib...topic I'm interested in is 'Research into a Potential Project'. For this project: - You should have a strong background in both research and engineering fields. - Excellent writing skills are paramount. - You should be able to analyze and interpret complex concepts and present them in an easy-to-understand manner. - Experience in non-profit sector is a bonus. Your task will be to create a written assignment exploring a potential project in the engineering field, keeping the ethos and values of Engineers Without Borders in mind. This is an exciting opportunity to apply and branch out your engineering knowledge in the context of a...

Hi ChainBot Solution, as disscuseed would like to do 2 or 3 ads oof spring shoes i will attach photos of shots i took but i could add more if needed would $60 per ad Would like a clean, highly sophisticated look, spring soft pastel colors, but really modern and boutique Style like ads. the store info you have? location logo and phone no.? if not ill send again

I'm in need of an experienced professional who can send mass DMs to Instagram accounts. My requirement is for over 1000 individual accounts to receive personalized direct messages. The aim of these DMs ...personalized direct messages. The aim of these DMs is to express interest in acquiring various e-commerce businesses spanning fashion, electronics, home goods, and more. So, your responsibility would include: - Sending well-crafted direct messages - Targeting diverse ecommerce businesses If you have experience with Instagram mass messaging, deep knowledge of ecommerce sectors, and excellent written communication skills, this could be the perfect job for you. I am looking for someone who can represent my interests professionally, so impeccable English and persuasive writing a...

...others. Therefore, previous experience in any of these areas will be considered a plus. - Target Audience: It's crucial to understand the characteristics and behavior of our target audience - millennials. Your success will hinge on an understanding of this generation and the ability to tap into their interests and passions. - Skillset: Ideal candidates should have experience in SEO to ensure written content ranks highly on search engines, and a demonstrated ability to create content that generates a high level of engagement across various digital platforms. The overall aim of your work will be to help create a website that serves as an indispensable lifestyle guide for our millennial audience. If you can craft content that catches the eye, stirs the imagination and wins t...

I am in need of an experienced developer proficient in Pine Script to create a custom alert script for trading view. The alert will be triggered under either of the following conditions: - A price fluctuation greater than 1%, either an increase or decrease(from close of the previous candle), within a 5-minute time frame. This shou... Also I want you to help me understand the code, how i can do the following edits 1. modifying %age 2. modifying %age change to price change. 3. modifying time-frames. And if it'll work for 1minute or 2minute candle. THIS IS NOT FINAL VERSION. ADJUSTMENTS MAY BE NECESSARY AS I BACKTEST THE STRATEGY, SO I'M SEEKING SOMEONE TO COLLABORATE WITH FOR FUTURE REVISIONS AND OPTIMIATIONS. **I'd really appreciate if we can communicate befor...

I need a meme coin crypto currency website made . Attached is what needed to be put on the website. Please use some creativity with the design to make it look attractive to investors. Name of coin is "Yugen Inu" This memecoin is based off this so please use creativity to make this look cool or funny. Open to all colors and design.

I'm currently employed full-time, in the Education and Professional Development Industry. I'm seeking help to update and optimize my LinkedIn profile. I envisage a process where we'll d...we'll discuss and evaluate my achievements, and collaboratively develop an identity that captures my career essence in a professional and formal tone. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong copywriting ability - Understanding of LinkedIn's functionality and layout - Proven experience with professional development, particularly within the education sector - Ability to translate conversation into written content - Experience in writing compelling, accomplishment-focused LinkedIn profiles I hope to work with someone who can guide me through the process of shining my Link...

I'm in need ...installations, deck construction, and fence installation. Key requirements: - Creation of an organized, easy-to-navigate, and aesthetically pleasing portfolio website. - Integration of SEO practices to draw organic traffic to the site. - Displaying content that relates to patio, gazebo installations, deck construction, and fence installation seamlessly integrating high-quality images and well written descriptions. Ideal skills: - Proficient in latest web development practices - Experience in creating portfolio websites - Deep understanding of SEO and content creation - Familiarity with outdoor installations or similar. - Excellent visual design skills. Your inputs would greatly contribute to the showcasing of my work and services, influencing potential cust...